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jenshayne
Age : 53 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Canuckville Posts : 3290
| Subject: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:50 pm | |
| I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, V. Gina
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Kell
Age : 40 Join date : 2010-08-18 Location : * Posts : 3652
About Me! My Name: Kelly Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:28 pm | |
| Lol that's started the day off just nicely!! |
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Vicki
Age : 38 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : Stroud, Gloucestershire Posts : 1473
About Me! My Name: Vicki Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:21 pm | |
| i am wetting myself laughing here!! lol! |
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SemoandHaribo
Age : 37 Join date : 2010-08-24 Location : York Posts : 2823
About Me! My Name: Emma Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:07 pm | |
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DonnaAdmin
Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Wakefield Posts : 3100
About Me! My Name: Donna Status: Mummy Number of Children: 0
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:43 pm | |
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Amandaplus2
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Preston, Lancs Posts : 2228
About Me! My Name: Amanda Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:36 pm | |
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meandmyboys
Age : 38 Join date : 2010-08-26 Location : scotland Posts : 2023
About Me! My Name: sam Status: Mummy Number of Children: 3
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:38 pm | |
| he he i like it lol xx |
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gemz
Age : 104 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : doncaster Posts : 3520
About Me! My Name: gemma Status: Daddy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:40 pm | |
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Pepper
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : In your computer Posts : 1584
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:52 pm | |
| Ha ha!!! Love it xx |
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Claire
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : liverpool Posts : 1816
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:19 am | |
| you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
LMAOO |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
Age : 43 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : dreamland ! Posts : 5016
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 3
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:21 am | |
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olliesmammy
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-09-13 Location : Wales Posts : 4970
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:44 am | |
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : Shropshire Posts : 8964
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:33 am | |
| hhahahahahah thats very funny! |
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*Meg*
Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : South Wales Posts : 5152
About Me! My Name: Leah Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: LMAO!! Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:40 am | |
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