As you all know Caitlin & me poorly. Im a lot better today just wrecked from only having cpl hrs sleep last night due to Caitlin having croup/coughing most of night.

Think poor Stuart is feeling left out. I texted him to tell him that Caitlin had been ill last night and that we needed bread/milkk etc. He rang me to inform me that a girl in work had to read the text to him as he had burst a blood vessel in his eye and could see black floaters/pink vision (Quite the drama king is stuart).
I asked how he did it and he made me promise not to tell my mum as its a tad embarassing.... he was doing a poo last night and strained to hard . How flipping hard do you have to strain to burst a blood vessel in your eye!

He has been in bed since lunch, got up there to complain of sore head and took himself back to bed as he wasnt getting enough sympathy. It is funny, but in all seriousness I am a bit peeved. I know iv been in bed ill the last few days but at least he goes home at night and gets a decent 7-8hrs kip. I on the other hand am wrecked and am nearly guarnteed to be up all night with Caitlin having bad croup again. I cant even kick his arse outta bed due to fear that his headache is the sign of a seizure coming on due to tiredness.

Grrr men!!!!

I think we can safely say that poo was not ready to come out if he had to strain that hard!

I dared to point that out to him but apparently he needed to go and what did I expect him to do? - eh to not make yourself blind in the process would be a start.... at that point he slunk back off to bed with 'a headache'

Lmao! I'm sorry but that made me laugh

it must have been an epic brown baby!!

at Lauras comment!

what an *rse! i would be royally f*cked off at him, and not give him sympathy! i bet he did it on purpose! hahaha

OMG mari! I didnt know you swore? I thought you were a religious lady!

hmmmmmmmm! not me but i do think we had a conversation about quakers...having said that they are allowed swearwords aren't they? perhaps not oops...

ok ok i'll rephrase:
what a meanie! i would be really aggravated with him! better?

OMG sorry stuart but that is very very funny!

I dont mind swearing mari, I was just surprised as I hadnt saw you swear before I dont think! The quakers at my school didnt like swearing but that might have had something to do with the fact it was a school and teacher/pupil swearing was discouraged .

Yeah it is funny Lisa but im peed off too. He doesnt want anyone to know so of course I had to share it with you lot haha, oh and my mum, whoops! Very tempted to mention in on FB but he'd probably retaliate with posts about me farting or something equally mature!

He's up now trying to get Caitlin to eat - unsuccessfully... the spicy tomato pasta that she usually devours is on the floor, trying apple now. Think me & Caitlin will be in bed by 730pm in preparation for the long night ahead.... i might bring the lappy with me though!

Bah men are fools!! Only a man could burst a blood vessel in their eye by doing something as simple as a poo!!

xx

omg how big was this poo??

how the eck is your eye related to your ass, pmsl i think he needs more fibre in his diet.

and hun, i'd be peeved with him too, i think i might have to mention this one to russ, as a cautionary tale

pinkyd wrote:

omg how big was this poo??

No idea but last week he did feel the need to tell me that one of then took 5 flushes

ClareandRuss wrote:

i think i might have to mention this one to russ, as a cautionary tale

Yes we should put all our men on a high fibre diet to be safe

To be fair he bursts vessels randomly somtimes, something to do with the blood flow/strain on his eyes with epilepsy and diabetes. He has them lasered every cpl monthe to repair nerve damage (doesnt correct the need for glasses though). You'd think he would fecking no better though. Id love to have seen his face as he did it

what a numpty but so so funny!!

hope you are both feeling a little better and you get a better night tonight! xxxxx

Lol what a muppet