To my beautiful bubs,
Last Tuesday mommy had contractions 10 mins apart for 5 hours, since then I've had a couple, this morning I've had a couple of hour of them, I know you are on yiur way and will be soon, but please stop the false labour I'll be grey before you get here, plus the cats won't leave me alone, I can't even go to loo on my own.
If you want to stay in for a couple of more weeks that's ok, I'd like to meet you soon but whatever you want right now, mommy will go with.
We have waited along time to meet you we can wait a bit longer,
So please stop the false labour and we will meet you soon
Love mommy and daddy and big brother who is way too excited about you to notice what's happening lol