During a rant about people who call awen a boy even when i have her dressed in pink at neil i commented I sometimes find it hard not to say 'yes this is my son, my screaming queen of a son' then added 'shes all in pink and they STILL think shes a boy, swindon must have an awful lotta poofs!' Not very PC but then heard a muffled voice from behind the sofa remarking 'Yes PUFFS!'
In addition this week ive been informed 'Mummy you're a 'panner' (spanner) (bad mummys favourite term of endearment)and upon one wet day she sighed and commented 'Boody Wain!' (bad daddy)
Then whilst sat on the loo she said to me Mummy I farted. No, I corrected, you trumped. No Mummy I FARTED!!! (we have been blaming each other for that one)