Just discussing with Jenshayne random conversations. My OH and i have conversations when sober most ppl have a skinful in em to have and one day spent 3 hours finding rhymes for heterosexual

Heres a selection we came up with

Peterosexual - shags small domestic animals
Weterosexual - shags in the rain
Debterosexual - shags when skint
Beterosexual - shags during horse racing

Wanna play???

freterosexual - shags when worried
sketcherosexual - can shag and do illustrations at the same time

awww i wanna play but i got to go to bed now, up early for work, will check this in the morn x

hhahahahahaah!

One thing we do, which started with his mate, is sit there thinking of insults to throw at the other (no for specific reason) and end up giggling like kids

but they have to be like this badger bonker, monkey banger, pony poker - so silly!

Anyway.....ketrosexual - shags kettles

breastosexual...likes boobies!!!!

Jeterosexual - shags on single engine planes

pieosexual a pie shagger ~

lauraplus5 wrote:

pieosexual a pie shagger ~

oohh dear! Im trying not to giggle cos OH has gone to bed!

Retrosexual - shags with an Elvis quiff

Meterosexual - not the new usage but shags on london transport

Metrosexual (new meaning) - only shags in Mini Metros

marioandthestuntbubs wrote:

Meterosexual - not the new usage but shags on london transport

pmsl we posted at the same time!!

Letchosexual - all men

Lol or shags in london police stations for meterosexual

neterosexual - shags with butterfly/fishing nets on head

Wretchosexual - someone who only shags people so minging they make them sick

lol!!

minisexual = only bonks erm.... small people

Veterosexual - only shags war veterans or people who fix small domestic animals, often friends of the peterosexual

jellysexual! says it all

Ghettosexual - only shags in the 'ghetto'

Nexterosexual - shags in the queue for the sales

Sofasexual!!!

Wetrosexual - can only shag in the rain!

lumosexual - likes the lights on

Jeffosexual...can only shag jeffs!!

xx