I had a dream about you last night. It was a bit weird as you actually lived down the road from me and I bumped into your OH (I have no idea how I knew it was your OH) in the street and he invited me in to yours to meet you and Elijah. We started chatting and I kept looking at you thinking you're pregnant cause you had a bump, but knew you hadn't mentioned it on here so didn't want to say anything incase you just had a weird bump of fat lol. Then Victoria Beckham turned up, apparently she's your best friend! She said she was thinking of having another baby but was going to wait till her best friend you had had your baby, then she went off to make us some tea and I woke up.
how did you know posh is my secret bff 
