We went shopping the other day and in ASDA we bought some cat food, so gracie proceeds to tell the check out lady that the cats fcuk

in gracies world this is actually cats folk - trying to tell the lady that we have a cat folk i quickly corrected her but too late the lady and half the que were in hysterics

What is a cats folk?

forks sorry cat forks to mash their food up with

at work and had to type quick whilst on the phone

Lol, thought it was some toy I hadn't heard of. They do know how to embarrass us!

hehe ellie says fock instead of fork and shouts for a fock when we're in restaurants

Lol, for ages Chloe kept saying my horny We finally worked out she was saying my sore knee Was a tad embarrassing when she shouted that out in Tesco

This ones not embarrassing but funny

Olivers really sociable and will talk to anyone, obviously we don't want him talking to any randomers so we're teaching him not to talk to stranger.
Anyhow he was out in the garden yesterday and he was at the gate watching thus world go by. After a bit I said what you doing? To which he replied 'I'm saying hello to all the strangers mummy'

Zee wrote:

This ones not embarrassing but funny

Olivers really sociable and will talk to anyone, obviously we don't want him talking to any randomers so we're teaching him not to talk to stranger.
Anyhow he was out in the garden yesterday and he was at the gate watching thus world go by. After a bit I said what you doing? To which he replied 'I'm saying hello to all the strangers mummy'

hehe

lol i have a few from mine which have been ebarresing but funny .. even me lol.. when i was a child i couldnt say fork and said knive and fuk.. jamie was with me at tesco the other day and chocolate cunks.which sounded like t on end and not chunnks lol a old lady was cracked up!!