Cmon this should be a laugh. Bth mine have different methods.

C is very vocal. She will point at complete strangers who are 'looking at me mummy' and loudly state I DONT LIKE HER MUMMY.

Awens more of an action girl. her two prime examples this week were at clinic.
!)Got her all ready, scooped her off floor, popped a dummy in and put her in the car. When we got to hossie I stopped in work and a friend asked to hold her so passed her over and took her dummy out, she promptly smiled and spat out a leaf. She had clearly put it in her mouth before we left the house, chewed it like a cow with the cud all the way to the hossie then chosen the most opportune moment she could find to make me look like an incompetent parent

2)Got to clinic and stripped her off for weighing. They told me to leave her in nappy only as she was going straight in. Doc hadnt been told she was nekkid obviously as she looked quite confused to come out and find me with a highly excited baby in only a nappy and a necklace jumping up and down on my legs like some kind of pygmy tribesman mid sacrificial dance. All that was missing was a tiny spear

So how about the rest of you

OMG love the leaf story, that is sooooo funny!!!!!

Dexter hasnt really embarrassed us yet, he's such a charmer that will smile at anyone who looks in his direction

But Libby, ah there are so many times when she has embarrassed us. At the moment though she is completely obsessed with smells, has to smell everything, always asking what that smell is. We were in a shop queue recently and she comes out with 'what's that smell? It STINKS!' I think it was the person in front

Another thing - she thinks 'trumping' is hilarious so will do it in busy places and giggle and say 'I've trumped mummy' then another giggle 'it stinks!'

wouldnt be half as bad if her voice wasnt as frigging loud as it is!

Lol bless them!!

Hannah's favourite at the moment is to scream "BOOBIES" at the top of her voice! If I'm holding her she will pull my top down without any warning and point and shout "MUMMIES BOOBIES!" or she can be wandering round a shop quiety and suddenly stop and pull up her own top point to her belly and say "Babies boobies"

Thomas is even worse, for some reason he has decided that farts are the most hilarious thing in the world so no matter where we are he will fart and then say very loudly "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuum that stinks - you pumped!"

I so can not wait till they are teenagers and I can go out of my way to embarrass them each and every day in front of their uber cool mates

xx

Haha Suse - just seen your reply - it must be an age thing with the smells and trumping then! I feel kinda better now I know I'm not alone

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Jamie often tries to pull my top up. Another thing he used to do was poo so that it went all over his clothes whenever I took him somewhere (ie work for the first time)

oooooh C went through the boobie phase too. She announced to FIL at Sunday dinner, look Mummys got big googies (boobies) last year while I was prego. She also likes to strip off when we have guests thats taken ages to cure and lots of explanation that clothes are for company. She wont admit shes trumped in public but if neil or I do it and think we have gotten away with it she will announce THOSE ones for us loudly.

H is too small still but she smiles at everyone.

Rowan on the other hand - the condom where he asked the shop keeper if he had a condom

In the same shop Rowan said very loudly, mummy we get home you smash me yeah (to an outsider this sounds very bad) to us this means he wants to play with his cars and crash them.

Rowan says pump (for farts) and if we are out shopping and he pumps he announces very loudly "i pumped mummy, your turn"

Noah has got the most evillest dirty look, people are only saying hello pmsl. I do wish he could be more smiley lol. But when he does laugh and smile, they cant believe how cute he looks lol.

Char

When we go swimming in the changing rooms Tay shouts 'Mummies nakeeeeed!!!!'
She does the pumping thing a lot too!
Dunno if anyone saw my status about the blackcurrent? Well we went to the farm the other day and she likes to ask and pay for her own things so she asked for a fruit shoot, the lady asked which flavour and before i could butt in she replied 'Black C*nt, black c*nt' Really needs to learn that word properly or prefer orange!!!

braden -
next door neighbour - dont suppose you know anybody who fixes car windows
me - no sorry how come
ndn - i locked my keys in the car so the guy at asda smashed my window for me
braden - HAHA! (said in nelson off simpsons voice!)
*cringe*

braden - i want sweeties because i want a big fat belly like yours mummy.
...cheers!

dita doesnt really embarrass me, she just clings, like literally, she's like a tree hugger and my legs a 100000 yr old oak....
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awww these are hilarious! eli is a bit young for proper embarrassment but we have been practicing yoga and 'relaxing' breathing so you breath in through your nose then out through your mouth 'aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh'.

of course yesterday in the VERY long and VERY boring and VERY quiet queue in the bank elijah decides this is the very best time so start 'relaxing'.....i think the teller thought i was making some sort of sarcastic yawning noises as elijah loudly siiiiiiiiiiighed over and over again i just joined in in the end, he was right it was boring.

Joshua farts ALL the time and its absolutely vile. I'm sure no one believes me when I says its him.

Imogen not so bad with anything she says as she's quite unsure of speaking aloud in public, its more the looks she gives people. People are always trying to chat to her and she just looks at them like they're a paedophile trying to lure her somewhere

PMSL!! got to love them!!

Hollie is a bugger for puttin her hands down my top, all her birthday pics of blowing out her candles every photo she's pulled by top down and my whole boob (in my bra dont worry not a bare boob!) is on show. Never knew till I saw the pics. Gutted will be hiding those pics!

And Lillie the other day, she's been a bit funny about doing poos (sorted now!!) but always made a big fuss of her when she did go. now went for a meal sunday had to go. lillie needed to loo too, I went and she shouted the top of her voice in the toilet (which main door was open and into the bar area) 'WOW MUMMY YOU DID A BIG POO!!! WELL DONE!!' yeah thanks lillie!!!

Lily likes to commentate on what ever is happening around her and a few weeks ago we were stood in the shop when she starts doing the usual "what's that man doing?", "whats he buying" etc. Anyhow all this was at the top of her voice and accompanied by pointing and the person she was talking about was in fact a slightly masculine looking woman. I was trying to distract her and shush her which had no effect at all. In the end the woman walked off and Lily shouted "bye bye man!"

PMSL Kate!!! We had a similar incident when Izzy was chasing a little girl that was dressed like a boy! Had long hair but still looked like a boy.
Anyway Izzy is chasing the child across the park shouting (in her quite posh voice for a toddler lol) 'stop BOY...wait for me BOY.....come here BOY'

OMG it sounded like 'he' was her servant!
I didnt realise it was even a girl til the parents shouted her name!

Was an odd family anyway cos there was also a slightly older boy and a younger girl and they were all dressed the same in some awful dull stripy fleece top, jeans and unisex trainers!

Lol yes ive had the loud and proud I DID A POO MUMMY I DID A POO in the middle of a nice restaurant

when we were eating out there was a lesbian couple at the table next to us. one of them had short spikey hair, wearing jeans a tshirt.

they were chatting away to hannah and hannah turns to me and says what do you think her name is? so I said I dont know hannah you will need to ask her. so she said noooo I think her names emma. I said what do you think the other girls name is. she screams at the top of her voice THATS NOT A GIRL MUMMY ITS A BOY!!
cringe!

Alfie gives really black looks too. Like looks could kill - he hardlys smiles to anyone unless he knows them lol. And he alwsys chooses to do a poo when were out for a family meal and its all quiet to startign really strainging, going red in the face and goign "eeeeeeaaaahhhh". He does so much. The other day he came downstairs with one of my tampax in his hands. Hes obsessed with boobies too and is alwsy grabbing at mine! x

Callums got a thing for pulling tops down or trousers ypull be putting your shopping through bendin over the trolley and he will pull your trousers down x
And his farts are so adult like and we go callum and i swear they think we blame him x

At the bank yest and H called the lady behind the counter a silly billy.

the one i recall most was years ago i think my oldest was about 6 at the time , i worked in a pub/hotel and we generally went there for sunday dinner
my boss was an arse at times and i would go home and moan about him ( he actually got really nice when i moved to his "baby" pub then it went tits up when he got drunk and tried to stick his tongue down my throat )
anyways back to the point , we were sitting having dinner and he was great with kids so he came over to chat to mine , there was a moment of silence when my son popped up with " see mum jock aint that bad "
i was mortified !

At the bank yest and H called the lady behind the counter a silly billy.

Izzy embarrassed me today

We were walking passed some benches on a little pedestrian area next to a busy bus stop and there are old folk on the benches...she announces VERY LOUDLY
'LOOK MUMMY, IT'S AN OLD LADY' and points

I hoped to goodness they were deaf!

I'll always remember when I was doing christmas shopping in m&s and I had Andys daughter with me, she was about 8 I think, and as we were paying she says to the man behind the counter " Have you got chicken pox???" And he was just really spotty. He was SO embarrased, but not nearly as embarrased as me lol!!!