OK Dave is best man and trying to think of some appropriate stag do nick names.....and needless to say his small man brain is starting to smoke, he needs your help ladies!!! I can only come up with his which is Pervy Purdom ( would have been Dave Perve'em but only mildly amusing to those who know his surname)

Here's a list of names, he'll be very grateful for any help!!! xxx

Andrew Mason
Ste Daniels
Dave Purdom
Alasdair Roxburgh
James Brown
Matt Elland
Val Gateley
Matt Wilson
Pete Daniels
Ronny McLean
Mike Nolan
Stuart Collier
Ian McLean

just having some fun here with anagrams of their names they are in order you have listed themx x

1 NOW AND SMEAR
2 IN DATELESS
3 DEVOUR DAMP
4 BURGLAR'S ARID HOAX
5 MR JAWBONES
6 MAD ANT TELL
7 GAVE LATELY
8 TO SLIM WANT
9 SENILE ADEPT
10 RELY 'N' CON MAN
11 ON MAN-LIKE
12 COSTLIER ULTRA
13 MANIC LANE

ohhh tricky! I just put the first word that I thought of when looking at their surname

Andrew Mason - Stoner
Ste Daniels - Jack
Dave Purdom - Pervy
Alasdair Roxburgh - Scotsman
James Brown - Nosing
Matt Elland - Roady
Val Gateley - Westlife
Matt Wilson - Moaner
Pete Daniels - Magician
Ronny McLean - Whitening
Mike Nolan - Barbara
Stuart Collier - Come by
Ian McLean - Sensitive

Andrew Mason - Randy Moundmunchermason
Ste Daniels - Scandelous Snake Daniels
Dave Purdom - Knave Perverts'em
Alasdair Roxburgh - Al Roxforbullox
James Brown - Jazzy James Putitinthebrown
Matt Elland - Mad Matt Elasta-nads
Val Gateley - Venereal Val
Matt Wilson - ScratchthatMatt Wilson
Pete Daniels - Salty Petepecker Daniels
Ronny McLean - Ron McBedsheetstain
Mike Nolan - Mickeyslipped Holefun
Stuart Collier - Stutterin Stufart Colliesizedcox
Ian McLean - Pee'en Ian McShame


LOL..They all sound like Comic book gangsta porn stars now!

Thanks so much you pair, very very funny! My fave is Pee'en Ian McShame!

Dave didn't tell me that he needed them for when he went to work this morning (classic Dave) so he's going to do without them and photoshoped a pic of the groom instead xxx

jenshayne wrote:

Andrew Mason - Randy Moundmunchermason
Ste Daniels - Scandelous Snake Daniels
Dave Purdom - Knave Perverts'em
Alasdair Roxburgh - Al Roxforbullox
James Brown - Jazzy James Putitinthebrown
Matt Elland - Mad Matt Elasta-nads
Val Gateley - Venereal Val
Matt Wilson - ScratchthatMatt Wilson
Pete Daniels - Salty Petepecker Daniels
Ronny McLean - Ron McBedsheetstain
Mike Nolan - Mickeyslipped Holefun
Stuart Collier - Stutterin Stufart Colliesizedcox
Ian McLean - Pee'en Ian McShame


LOL..They all sound like Comic book gangsta porn stars now!

love em

Had to add this one


Matt 'B'Elland

Andrew Mason
Ste Daniels Ste Magic man
Dave Purdom Dave Pervert
Alasdair Roxburgh Alasdair Roxoff
James Brown James Brown Hole
Matt Elland Matt Bellend
Val Gateley Val Gayman
Matt Wilson Matt Will power
Pete Daniels Pete Magic boy
Ronny McLean Ronny not so Clean
Mike Nolan
Stuart Collier Stuart Collared her
Ian McLean

Cant think for the other two. They are a bit pants really lol xx