Does anyone want to buy...

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First topic message reminder :

...some toenails, i have a whole bin bag full. Mmmmmmmmmm

Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252

Lol jen thats grim

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:20 am

LMAO! So is spanking the monkey holding a jar of ass cream and old pj's!

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:20 am

Jen that has actually made me feel sick

Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252

Howe many new levels of low can this go to, is this site pg rated

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:23 am

ummm, its not currently classed as adult content!

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:23 am

PMSL Jen how did you know about my obsession with pig scat and snot?

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:25 am

OMG this is gross!! ROFL!

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:31 am

Semo, this is my pet Horace, im looking for a hygenist for him, would you be interested??

Does anyone want to buy... - Page 2 Pig10

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:32 am

LMAO! OMG! I'm seriously gonna pee my pants!

Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252

Quick someone revive semo shes fainted

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:36 am

MiniMeg wrote:: Semo, this is my pet Horace, im looking for a hygenist for him, would you be interested??

Does anyone want to buy... - Page 2 Drooli10

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:39 am

good girl when can you start?? do you have your own toothpicks??

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:40 am

There once was a lady from Ireland North
Who could whistle a tune from her fanny hole port
When she would suffer from yeast
Her tune would decease
Til she'd clear it with an oar from a boat

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:41 am

Jen stop reading my diary please xx

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:52 am

LMAO!!!! Semo..you seemed to have dropped it in my bin on your rapid exit from my property! I did find a rather odd object tucked away inside the pages..it appears to be a mummified bit of skin from an adult male circumcision.

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:53 am

He asked for it ..... Does anyone want to buy... - Page 2 879168

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:54 am

no that's my sausage !!! ive been looking for that, it obviously didnt reach its way to Mario's snout Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:56 am

you young ladies are a little bit rough aren;t you dears

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:57 am

seems Semo isn't just lurking in my bins either!

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:59 am

lurking & jerking ...dirty moo

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:01 am

Top grade fo material

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I see my seminar on stalking techniques paid off my young padawan Semo. But please stop stealing mara's toilet roll tubes, you are stepping on my turf and i may have to sausage whip you

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:04 am

Clint's Stalker wrote:: I see my seminar on stalking techniques paid off my young padawan Semo. But please stop stealing mara's toilet roll tubes, you are stepping on my turf and i may have to sausage whip you

Ooooh don't threaten me with a good time Wink

Subject: Re: Does anyone want to buy... Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:08 am

My gosh this young lady is ...how do you young people say it...a charming young minger isnt she. I like you dear, you remind me of my younger days

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Well i will make it less pleasant and retract the spikes on the sausages. Feel free to rifle through any of the other members bins but maras house is mine. Ive left moob marks all around the yard to warn off others