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hopadom
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Suffolk, UK Posts : 390
| Subject: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:26 pm | |
| My OH showed me this on one of his car forums this morning....soooooooo funny!
Why I'm divorced.........
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone 'Happy Birthday.'
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids...They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, And by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, When Jane knocked on my door And said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday, What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go Where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro With a private table. We had two martinis each And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, After a couple of minutes, She came out Carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, My kids, and dozens of my friends And co-workers, All singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
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Emmylou
Age : 51 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : Essex, UK Posts : 1202
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| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:29 pm | |
| Hahaha excellent |
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : Shropshire Posts : 8964
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:30 pm | |
| oh my god pmsl that's hilarious!
I reckon it probably did happen! |
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mariheartselijah
Join date : 2010-08-23 Posts : 8143
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:36 pm | |
| hahaha i will send that on to my mum she will love it |
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EmzandFlick
Age : 37 Join date : 2010-08-19 Posts : 2251
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:41 pm | |
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hopadom
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Suffolk, UK Posts : 390
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:59 pm | |
| It is funny isn't it. I love how that one word makes it all fall in to place and has you in stitches!
Lisa - you're probably right. Dumb twit, if it did...he damn well deserves it! x |
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pinkyd
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : durham Posts : 3931
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:24 pm | |
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Amandaplus2
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Preston, Lancs Posts : 2228
About Me! My Name: Amanda Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:39 pm | |
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Clare
Join date : 2010-09-13 Location : UK Posts : 3503
About Me! My Name: Clare Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:34 pm | |
| excellent, but you can see some one actually doing it cant you lol |
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olliesmammy
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-09-13 Location : Wales Posts : 4970
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:43 am | |
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CarlaAndCallum
Age : 37 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Essex Posts : 4673
About Me! My Name: Carla Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:02 am | |
| Thats so funny i wasent expecting that |
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Zee
Age : 43 Join date : 2010-08-18 Location : UK Posts : 2968
About Me! My Name: Zee Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:04 am | |
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hopadom
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Suffolk, UK Posts : 390
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:31 am | |
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Lisa & Alfie
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : West Yorkshire Posts : 625
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:04 am | |
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Claire
Age : 35 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : liverpool Posts : 1816
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:21 am | |
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*Meg*
Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : South Wales Posts : 5152
About Me! My Name: Leah Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:51 am | |
| silly bugger they always think the grass is greener x |
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Pepper
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : In your computer Posts : 1584
| Subject: Re: This'll make you larf!! Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:05 am | |
| Ha ha ha ha!! Love it!! xx |
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