oliver was sat chatting away to himself today, wasnt till i got closer i realised he was saying bugger bugger bugger then said 'gobby gobby gobby bugger' oopsy i hold myself totally responsible cos i call him a bugger luggs

so comeon fess up, what words do your lo's know that they really shouldnt?? x

Lol!! I call aimee buglet so she prob wouldn't pick it up.

I did make the mistake of calling my oh a dick in front of her and she repeated it. But she wont remember it now x

We call ellie buggerlugs but so far she still can't say much so we're safe.

im wearign the bad parent hat tonight then as jamie said bollox the other day

i am a terrible swearer
and i do tell my self off.. but when he said i thought it wa s funny but then explained mummy was bad for saying it

Bince(biatch) was Matt's first swear word..and it was directed loudly to my Aunt when she scolded him. He pointed his finger..and screamed it at her. Such a proud mother I was at the time! NOT!! LOL!!

when we were dog sitting last week I had obv told him to piss off at one point.

the other night hannah told the cat to piss off oops indeed

Imogen called Matt an asshole one morning. It was hilarious. He was getting dressed &she was sitting on the bed, then she just looked up at him and said "asshole" and giggled. We both just looked at each other and burst out laughing. Luckily she hasn't said it ever since.
Thing is i don't think i ever use the word asshole

Lol, youve probably said it like once in your life and of course thats the time she'll remember lol

Thankfully callum doesnt pick up words yet all tho when he was baby he use think it was funny when oh said bobbies really loud and he trys and says that x

Lol, my sister told me neice off one day and she went to her Dad to get some sympathy which didn't work so she went back to her Mum and said ''Daddy can f*** off can't he??'' Little madam xx

Sam doesnt say any words really let alone swear words! But they have all at some point when they were little come out with the eff word much to my horror (and little giggle behind my hand)
Archie wouldnt dare say a swear word he really hates it. He always grasses on the older kids if they swear

C has said crap before now and luckily misheard me last night when i forgot myself and said batshit and was repeating bappy to her dad. Ive been lucky and remembered myself mostly til now

These remind me of my friends neice who was 5/6... She said to her mum 'thats f*cking sh*t' and her mum scolded her and told her to think of a polite way to say what she had said, short pause... 'thats f*cking rubbish then'

Iv it all ahead of me!

i can remember when leo was about 3 i heard him coming downstairs saying 'oh bollocks'!!! he'd heard my sister who didnt realise he was there saying it

aparentley when i was 3 i was sat on the kerb outside my house, my nan came up to me and asked me if i was ok i said ' no i cant tie my *$%£ laces'

i dont really swear that much tbh, i call him a buggerlugs and dont think twice about it but it just doesnt sound too good coming out his mouth im sure there will be worse to come x

I used to call Jake Sherbert Sh1tface! Until he started repeating it at about 14 months old! Now they both swear just to test if they can! I do try not to swear but the occasional naughty word does pop out!

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Sherbet shitface? How random lmao! x

Yep thats me!! lol! Think it's my version of Sherbert Shufflebum! which is something my mum used to call me!
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