Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hoteand Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was " Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No".
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom they could not have sex.
" Maybe they sell them at the front desk" she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had any condoms.
"Yes we do" the clerk said and oulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked " Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!!!!!!" Donald quacked
"I'll thuffocate!"