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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
 |  Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:51 am | |
| Look on the bright side Megster...if you ever happen to run out of cheese spread for your toast... |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:52 am | |
| Carpetburns? Im sure thats what happened last time jen tried waxing her back... |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
Join date : 2010-08-19
Location : South Wales
Posts : 5152
About Me!
My Name: Leah
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:52 am | |
| you can recommend that then Jen eh?????  |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:54 am | |
| How did thi go from lesleys bellyache to megs bumhole? I blame you two |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:54 am | |
| LOL..I told you! I applied the wax to my ironing board and rubbed up against it! Not once did I fall on the floor! I took your advice melted some wax on my hair curler to remove my mustache..worked like a charm. xxx |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:55 am | |
| Now just the beard to work on |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
Join date : 2010-08-19
Location : South Wales
Posts : 5152
About Me!
My Name: Leah
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:58 am | |
| - jenshayne wrote:
- LOL..I told you! I applied the wax to my ironing board and rubbed up against it!
LMFAO !!!!! |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:58 am | |
| Mario..the ear wax didn't work that well..considering I don't have an endless supply like you, what is the second option? Was it toe jam with belly button lint? |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:00 am | |
| No not the lint, you start digging in your belly hole you may never be seen again - like the equvalent of a black hole, mass folding in on itself |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
Join date : 2010-08-19
Location : South Wales
Posts : 5152
About Me!
My Name: Leah
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:01 am | |
| Mario - why do you think i sat in that ball pit on those balls for a while ??  |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:03 am | |
| I just figuredyou were a pervert but was too polite to say so |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:03 am | |
| LMAO! I would hate to be the cause of a mass cataclysmic event! |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:03 am | |
| LMAO! I would hate to be the cause of a mass cataclysmic event! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:04 am | |
| So it wasnt the hadron collider just jen searching for the bread roll she dropped |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:07 am | |
| LMAO! Meg..got any of that cheese spread left for my bread roll...Mario is hungry! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:09 am | |
| I am but the roule i ate earlier looks a lot like it came from one of you two anyway |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
Join date : 2010-08-19
Location : South Wales
Posts : 5152
About Me!
My Name: Leah
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:10 am | |
| only what i've used, yeh Mario can have it, just take out the fluff and the odd bit off tissue |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:11 am | |
| I take full responsibility for the bread.. |
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snoopy21
Join date : 2010-08-20
Posts : 5101
About Me!
My Name:
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:12 am | |
| Oi constipation is not a laughing matter!!!  I ended up on a drip in A&E with surgeons assessing me for appendicitis. It was ruled out at last min and I then had to have pelvic scans for cysts and ectopic pg - at 17. I was with my mum and mortified! My mum was ready for killling me when they came back in with my abdominal x-ray that showed this cloudy stuff (sh*t  ) all up under my ribs! It was bloody agony let me tell you. Manevac and lactulose did the trick. Im such a drama queen though. Feck knows how I gave birth... oh yeah I had an epidural |
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pinkyd
Join date : 2010-08-16
Location : durham
Posts : 3931
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:13 am | |
| JEN, i'm glad i got you in the secret santa, a grape massager is coming your way x |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:14 am | |
| Nope we see alsorts of ppl in a and e with abdo pain turs out they have a big belly of poo, it is indeed no laughing matter. And i hope lesley feels better soon
Megs bum however is a laughing matter |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:14 am | |
| How long Snoopy? Were you bunged up before you knew there was trouble hun? |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
Join date : 2010-08-19
Location : South Wales
Posts : 5152
About Me!
My Name: Leah
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:16 am | |
| My ass is fine and dandy thanks, dairlyea works a treat x |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:16 am | |
| 9 months last time but she got an epidural out of it xxx |
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jenshayne
Age : 53
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: Help Mario, I'm in pain..... Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:17 am | |
| When John Wayne died..didn't they find like 40 lbs. worth of feces inside him? |
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