Was reading Caitlin rhymes earlier and some are a bit pervy/scary/utter nonsense...
Here are a few examples..
Misty-moisty was the morn,
And cloudy was the weather.
There I met an old man,
Dressed all in leather.
Dressed all in leather,
Against the wind and rain.
With a how do you do?
And a how do you do?
And a how do you do, again.
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What the heck was he doing all dressed in leather???
BUTTERFLY
Im a little butterfly
Born in a bower
Chistened in a teapot
Died in half an hour
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^^^ How cheerful!
GRIGS PIG
Grandpa Grig
had a pig
In a field of clover;
Piggy died,
Grandpa cried
And all the fun was over.
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^^^ again a cheerful rhyme!
BUFF
I had a dog
his name was Buff
I sent him for a bag of snuff;
He broke the bag
And split the stuff,
And that was all
My pennys worth.
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^ sounds like a drug dealing dog!
TICKLY TICKLY
Tickly, tickly on your knee,
If you laugh, you dont love me.
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^^
MR NOBODY
Mr nobody is a nice young man,
He comes to the door with his hat in his hand
Down she comes all dressed in silk
A rose in her bosom,as white as milk.
She takes off her glove and shows him her ring,
Tomorrow, tomorrow the wedding begin.
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^^^ Makes little sense & in my perverted head sounds a bit rude!