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PostSubject: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 10:06 am



    1. You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal. 2. You find yourself cutting your husbands’ sandwiches into cute shapes 3. You can’t bear to give away baby clothes – it’s so final.
    4. You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth when you say, “NOT in your good clothes!”
    5. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
    6. You hire a babysitter because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
    7. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
    8. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
    9. Your kid throws up and you catch it.
    10. Someone else’s kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
    11. You use your own saliva to clean your child’s face.
    12. Your child insists that you read “Once Upon a Potty” out loud in the centre of town and you do it.
    14. You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it’s the only one your child eats.
    15. You donate to charities in the hope that your child won’t get that disease.
    16. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don’t care.
    17. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making Rice Krispie treats.
    18. You no longer object to cold pizza for breakfast.
    19. Your bag is crammed with emergency toys, sweets and first aid supplies.
    20. You can talk on the phone, pack a lunch & breast feed all once.
    21. You wonder why it was you ever feared being alone.
    22. You spend an entire week wearing Pyjamas.
    23. You can remove chocolat from just about anything.
    24. You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job”, but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.


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PostSubject: Re: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 11:10 am

deffo relate to every point stated there Smile !
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PostSubject: Re: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 11:43 am

I check-marked every single one! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 7:38 pm

Lol deffo
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PostSubject: Re: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 7:41 pm

haha u catch ur kids sick. we so do this !!
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PostSubject: Re: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 11:49 pm

i can tick most of them lol
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PostSubject: Re: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyThu Dec 23, 2010 1:35 am

Lol check Smile xx
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PostSubject: Re: You know your a mum when.....   You know your a mum when..... EmptyThu Dec 23, 2010 1:44 am

lll check! that ssoo true thou! x
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