Izzy fell on the step and hit her bum so I picked her up cos she was crying and she grabbed my cheek...typical she needs her nails cutting...I now have a very stingy cheek that has 3 scratches still bleeding - and still stingy after Germolene.

The stuff we put up with from our LOs eh?! Even as she was digging her nails and and Im thinking ooowwwyyyyy I was saying you're ok your bum'll be fine in a bit and rubbing her bum My cheek still hurts though!

ouch! i got a sharp nail across my top lip, i look like i have a moustache now

oh yes the nails Im forever leaving it too late to cut them Cerys has got a good old pinch on her x

I like the 6am stomping s when im sleepily mumuring 'please dont stand on mummies bobies it hurts'

hee hee dont forget the elbow in the neck, eye, ear, nose

Oh and when she lies across my forehead and nose so im technically being smothered and im still calmly saying 'please move thats sore and i cant breathe properly'

Anyone else wud be screamed at touretty style

I get the arse in my face as well. Cerys thinks its acceptable to sit on mammy's head

Lol c likes to watch her bunny to see when he wakes up (sleep trainer clock) so she lies on her belly across my forehead and nose

She was riding the pony tonight (sounds rude lol) when I jump her on my tummy...and she kept head butting me thinking it was hilarious...errr my nose doesnt think so!

LOL yeh the head butts are the worst i think

Ok we do this because...............?

We are mental

......yeah im thinking so. Im sure they lobotomised me when they did my c sec or theres no real reason in any of the posts above for me to be doing it again PMSL

she does have a bruise on the top of her leg though ...a line al the way accross so I think to be fair she did hurt it quite bad ...so I'll forgive her!

Oh and the nails were cut this morning before more damage could be done!