Mine would be for him to help round the house.
Any help at all lol

Yup SAME!

mine would be for him to learn how to change the bedsheets and use the washing machine and learn where the laundry basket is and that when laundry is dry it is to be put away !

pmsl Michelle...they are simpletons when it comes to housework!

Dan still doesnt know the Dyson works...doesnt know how to empty it

Doesn't know where bedsheets/cleaning things/anything is kept.

FFS

hahaha ooooh i dont do bedsheets - that's hubbys job! i hate it with a passion

my resolution for hubby would be....that he could see what needs to be done! more of a magic wand thing i think - he does what i ask him to but genuinely doesn't *see* what needs to be done!

snap mines exactly the same!
They must have a lesson at school that we dont know about! they are all the same lol!

to cut down drinking, to throw away his xbox
to clean up and to put his clothes in the wash bin and to pull his socks the right way so i dont have to touch them that much when i wash them hahahaa!!!

oh and lots of back rubs?!

eww socks ! my OH has been wearing 3 pairs a day in the snow and i detest having to sort them ! gonna ram them in his mouth when he is sleepin me thinks !

To change shitty nappies!!!!
He is fab with everything else but he can't handle Flick's pooey bums

Although my MIL keeps saying that Flick's poo would make great face packs
Leah and Annalisa you know that MIL is lovely really but a bit mental

PMSL emz, your MIL is class

I love her!
Next meet she is so there
She can't stop talking about you pair either
Although she calls you them girls from that baby play place in Bristol

Mine would be for oh to open his eyes and see what needs doing without me having to ask:
can you put the rubbish out
can you put the empty milk carton in the bin
can you put your cup/plate in the dish washer
can you make the bed if you're last out if it
can you put your dirty clothes in the washing basket
can you put your snotty tissues in the bin
can you put the empty shower gel bottle in the bin
can you put the empty loo roll in the bin
can you not leave your sweaty socks on the lounge floor
can you put your empty lager can in the bin
can you change ellies bum
can you put the shitty nappy in the bin
can you make ellie a bottle
can you make her drink

I could go on all night but I'm sure you get the gist

LMAO Pen!
sounds like Jody!

OMG Pen...thats what its like here!

For him to get down the docs and sort out his vasectomy

xx

For him to put his dirty clothes in the laundry pile and not everywhere
To change callums bum as seems to get out of it

mine would be to be more decisive, instead of the 'but what do you want to do' answers all the time.

there are lots of things!

the main one would be......... STOP WALKING PAST THE DISHWASHER TO PUT YOU DIRTY CUPS/PLATES/CUTLERY IN THE SINK

To help more at home without me loosing my temper and shouting 'I neeeeeeeeeeed help here'
To have more bedroom time, I need it!!! ( about 6 or 7 weeks I've been waiting ) always too tired!!! That def needs to change

change a dirty nappy not just wet ones
put socks in washer or laundry bag not just leave them on the lounge floor
make the bed when you get out of it
pick up wet towels
when not working get up inthe night if madam wakes dont pretend to be asleep
put beer cans in the recycling carrier bag not left on the side
put coffee cup in dishwasher not left on the side

To stop nagging!!!!!!!

my list would be too long

but will say any house work and to help out a bit more with riley (he's never changed his bum ever) so im not has scared to leave him with him, i hate the thought of leaving riley with him has i know i'll come home to riley having a pooey bum which will have been there god knows how long and then his bum will be sore (which isnt right i know, i should be able to leave him with his own dad) and its not that id leave him with him much anyway

grow up and stop playing pretend!

Lots of things from Pen's list! And also to be less stressed about work and not do ridiculously long hours x