Im in pleats here pmsl at you girls!!!

Chris - Im shocked!
Me - Why?
Chris - Do these women really not mind?
Me - It appears not lovey
Chris - Fookin hell !!!
Chris (again) - I think im gonna have a go at this 'warming you up' later

I feel like a right prude now, and im genuinely not!! (or never used to be - lol)

LisaMnGirls wrote:

Im in pleats here pmsl at you girls!!!

Chris - Im shocked!
Me - Why?
Chris - Do these women really not mind?
Me - It appears not lovey
Chris - Fookin hell !!!
Chris (again) - I think im gonna have a go at this 'warming you up' later

I feel like a right prude now, and im genuinely not!! (or never used to be - lol)

that is so funny, my hubby used to do it but now we're so knackered bed is for sleep only!

PMSL!!!!

I am laughing so much, its a good job Dan is upstairs!

This forum is like the blimin Discovery Channel!

Dan thinks Im a prude! Twat!

Chris has just come downstairs.....

Me - What took you so long, did the baby not settle?
C - Yeah, shes fine.....Ive been setting my alarm

Me - Piss off!

hahaha tell him its the element of surprise that make it work...he cant have a fecking alarm beeping in the middle of the night - you aren't a chicken that's going to be cooked in 2 hours!

Lisa wrote:

hahaha tell him its the element of surprise that make it work...he cant have a fecking alarm beeping in the middle of the night - you aren't a chicken that's going to be cooked in 2 hours!

PMSL!

i wished id never mentioned it to him......hes gonna be a pest all evening!!!

oh dear he really doesnt get how it works does he

No, Chris and the element of surprise cant be mentioned in the same sentence!

xx

Lmfao @ chicken thats going to be cooked in 2 hours haha!!

Leah they have all got sex on the brain.....apart from me....whats that thing called sex again?? xx

another name is find the hole with the sausage are you familiar with that one x

nope haven't heard that one x

i wud killl gav if he woke me up for sex - it used to happen before alfie came along but now bed is deffo for sleep only. hes lucky he gets any boogying in the bedroom as it is - never mind dureing the night!!

he didnt get it last night tho so unfortunately i think ill have to make a bit of an effort tonight...hmmmmm

If Matt woke me up for sex I'd kill him, I love my sleep too much

whats sex???

james wakes me up for sex all the bloody time... he is so randy! (cause i have lost my mojo)


i am laughing my head of at this post! x

I told matt about this post and he looked all excited until I told him that there are only 2 acceptable reasons for waking me up, if Chloe needs me or if the house is on fire, otherwise he can bugger off!

Lol im not even mentioning it cos id get my hair off if neil woke me up. Its bad enough he waits til ive come downstairs from putting C for an afternoon nap and asks if i have plans for the next hour and when i said i cba asked if id mind just getting nekkid then so he cud crank one out

Karl pesters me ALL the time and after saying no to him a hundred times (ive lost my mojo too), he will then say "Just a quickie, you dont have to do anything" FFS piss off

Well im not sure what neil thought i was meant to do while buck naked while he was hard at work....dust?.....write a novel?....scratch my ass?

PMSL sit nekkid for an hour! How long does it take him?!

PMSL i dont think that bit was gonna take an hour

Hehe- this thread is so funny!

It only happens occasionally in our bed (the middle of the night one's I mean) but I like it, when he finishes he always says "well say thank you"! Lol.

Never been woken for sex and hopefully never will!!! Sleeeeeeep is goooooooood!!!!

iv been woken many many times being "warmed up" sleep sex is good for being lazy! just stay semi sleeping lol

this is hillerious!! what a frisky topic to kick start 2011 haha x sorry as the title goes not just 2011 but 1/1/11

I would kill pete if he woke me up for sex but id prob sleep through it to be honest x