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.....................just wondered who would look

lmao! No cant say i have, i think if i went near my oh's 'back door' he's punch me lol!

Just the word butt plug makes me I never have and probs never will own or use a dildo but I did poppers when I was younger lol, there was a load of us doing it and our mate Siobhan inhaled a bit too deeply then ran (and feel over on her face) on her way to the bathroom and honked her guts up down the loo. She came out saying I think I od'd pmsl it was so funny xxx

We knew it what it was used for but none of us were wanting a back door experience we used to love the buzz.

God if i was to go near OH "backdoor"! he would go mental plus i wouldnt want to, men's arses stink!

i would love to use somethin on OH back door purely cos he tries his hardest with mine !
i honestly think he would allow me to but i think i would end up rolling on the floor laughing way too much x

ah this is such a fab thread to come back to!!!!

Mummy2aMiracle wrote:

Just the word butt plug makes me I never have and probs never will own or use a dildo but I did poppers when I was younger lol, there was a load of us doing it and our mate Siobhan inhaled a bit too deeply then ran (and feel over on her face) on her way to the bathroom and honked her guts up down the loo. She came out saying I think I od'd pmsl it was so funny xxx

We knew it what it was used for but none of us were wanting a back door experience we used to love the buzz.

ok i have NO idea what poppers are?! and what were you doing with the butt plug?!

Lol missed us kenty?

haha oh yeh...dirty bitches that you all are!

dear me i've only caught back up on this and now we're on to the anal

hhah its a big no no from me...never have and never will allow Dan to stick his winky up my bum..

hahah we did poppers at school and college.. nasty stuff. head ache for hours after

i have a rabbit from anne summers, its a delux and i have a littl eone from anne summers called promises or some thing along the like.. thy came in handy when i was preg n oh wouldnt touch me

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

mandy wrote:

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

Sorry shouldn't laugh but that made me chuckle. I wonder how many men have pretended that it 'slipped' lol

mandy wrote:

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

lol made me laugh sorry!

oh is not aloud any where near my bum.. its a out hole not a in one

happydiee wrote:

mandy wrote:

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

lol made me laugh sorry!

oh is not aloud any where near my bum.. its a out hole not a in one

Ok I'm gonna go all out and be the first to admit that I actually quite like it (gotta be in the mood and on my terms though).

Anybody care to join me out here or am I weird?

xx

Debs wrote:

happydiee wrote:

mandy wrote:

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

lol made me laugh sorry!

oh is not aloud any where near my bum.. its a out hole not a in one

Ok I'm gonna go all out and be the first to admit that I actually quite like it (gotta be in the mood and on my terms though).

Anybody care to join me out here or am I weird?

xx

nope your not weird

if anyone tried to go near my bum i think id chop it off...wouldnt want to go near anone elses either...iv seen enough shitty arses to last me a life time

i have done poppers...well my cousine kinda shoved it in my face distruczion(sp)think i was the only one there not off my head on e's or speed anyway , but i was drunk anyway so not sure what they actually feel like, did give me a short buzz though x

mara wrote:

Debs wrote:

happydiee wrote:

mandy wrote:

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

lol made me laugh sorry!

oh is not aloud any where near my bum.. its a out hole not a in one

Ok I'm gonna go all out and be the first to admit that I actually quite like it (gotta be in the mood and on my terms though).

Anybody care to join me out here or am I weird?

xx

nope your not weird

Lol the usual suspects! Not for me.

Cheers for the money off code though ive persuaded OH i do actually need a bd present

Didnt take a lot of persuading...

It's not for me I'm too afraid of the damage it can do

mara wrote:

Debs wrote:

happydiee wrote:

mandy wrote:

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

lol made me laugh sorry!

oh is not aloud any where near my bum.. its a out hole not a in one

Ok I'm gonna go all out and be the first to admit that I actually quite like it (gotta be in the mood and on my terms though).

Anybody care to join me out here or am I weird?

xx

nope your not weird

Nope, i'm with you guys. not weird!

Lisa wrote:

Mummy2aMiracle wrote:

Just the word butt plug makes me I never have and probs never will own or use a dildo but I did poppers when I was younger lol, there was a load of us doing it and our mate Siobhan inhaled a bit too deeply then ran (and feel over on her face) on her way to the bathroom and honked her guts up down the loo. She came out saying I think I od'd pmsl it was so funny xxx

We knew it what it was used for but none of us were wanting a back door experience we used to love the buzz.

ok i have NO idea what poppers are?! and what were you doing with the butt plug?!

We weren't doing anything with any butt plugs I was just saying that the word makes me go anything comes near my backdoor I'll kick off lol xxxxxxxx

Kell wrote:

mara wrote:

Debs wrote:

happydiee wrote:

mandy wrote:

what is it with men and the obsession with anal? My ex slipped once and I couldn't poo for 3 days Never again!

lol made me laugh sorry!

oh is not aloud any where near my bum.. its a out hole not a in one

Ok I'm gonna go all out and be the first to admit that I actually quite like it (gotta be in the mood and on my terms though).

Anybody care to join me out here or am I weird?

xx

nope your not weird

Nope, i'm with you guys. not weird!

I wanna try but im too scared lol we nearly do and im like no nononoonononoooo

haha

Haha i used to be a bit of a fan , then once my ex rammed it up there without warning and i was like and been put off ever since!