Seriously? Hes going free to a good home. Hes relatively domesticated in that if you ask him he does stuff round the house with only minor moaning in exchange for which you have to be prepared to put up with minor niggles like him missing the washbasket everytime he removes his clothes, never scraping his plate and feeling the need to tell you hes had a poo.

Lol seriously im actually very lucky to have him as i know hes one of the good guys and is relaitvely helpful and sweet natured for a bloke but the morning thing is doing my head in. Yesterday C actually had a lie in til 710 (which most of you know is luxury for me) but he woke up at 630 as he gets up that time for work everyday and decides since she is still sleeping and im getting a rare lie in its time to roll over, grab my ass and start some random conversation til i explained as politely as is possible for e at that hour (I DONT do mornings) that i wanted to snooze a bit longer.

This morning i got up at 610 and gave c her milk and she took it back to bed which can often be a good sign shes gonna snooze for a wee while after. So im keeping fingers crossed for another sneaky lie in? No cos his stupid ass worlds most irritating iphone alarm goes off and wakes her back up so i snapped at hi about how many times ive asked him to keep it under the pillow and can he bring her in to me if hes getting up. He did...then proceeded to switch our main bedroom light on to get ready for work so she got all excited about getting up and started climbing all over me. Net result is ive been downstairs suffering brain death by beebies since 640.

I have to keep telling myself hesagoodguyhesagoodguyhesagoodguyhesagoodguy before i snap and insert his iphone places it can only be surgically removed

No thanks i already have one and you just described him perfectly
Have a snooze later when C does

Hey I've got one of those too !!! What a coincidence !! xx

I dont want him thank you, mine has been pissing me off enough recently

xxx

definatly not me marc keeps his phone in the draw but its still irritating he also downloaded the tourch app so the flash lights up so he dosnt need to turn on any lights until he is downstairs, however he does leave socks on the lounge floor, leave the plate in the sink nd not inthe dishwasher next to the sink, and leaves his dirty clothes on bedroom floor or in the unused fire grate instead of the washbin in the bathroom where he goes directly before bed

Lol i don't miss any of that

haha, i have one of those too!

So i will pass thanks