Having run out of toilet roll, the monkey was starting to look like a good option

my oh said it looks like im on the toilet in this pic too pmsl

Leah "I shouldn't have had that kebab last night, its gone straight through me"

*Meg took it literally when she overheard someone talking about monkey spankings*

The photographer was shocked when developing this photo!!! When he took the picture there was only 1 monkey in the shot!!!

woman behind meg 'im sure i have some loo roll in here somewhere'

The monkey police were keeping a close eye to make sure the lady in blue cleaned up after her pet!

Monkey: The tourists get worse and worse every year!!!

MONKEY - oi missus , you do realise the woman behind you has an arse fetish ? ,, shes been looking at my mates most the day , his is bare too ! oh quick, hide it ! shes getting out that camera again !!!!!

Leah soon realised her husband really was a magician like he had been telling her for years

Michell&Danielle is the winner !!!!! They were all good - you dirty feckers