Ok..now I can tolerate just about anything..but today I snapped like a crazy woman behind the wheel. I was pulling out of the grocery store parking lot to enter the main road, which unfortunately slopes downwards and is completely covered in ice. I started to slide and tapped the brakes gently and turned my wheels to slow it down...as this was going on..to my right..I noticed a Nissan crappy crap gray sports car being driven by a piece of shit skanky blonde biatch who..not only didn't slow down or try to move..but she gave me the dirtiest look like I purposely was sliding..umm Hello dumb ass...it's winter..it's icy..this happens! As she gave me the dirty look..something inside me broke loose..a wild crazed possessed woman with a foul mouth emerged and started to say words that I can say would turn most ppl's hair white. Within seconds I realized that there were two little 9 year olds sitting in the back and I glanced into my mirror and saw both of their mouths wide open from the shock. One of them I can certainly bribe her(maddy)..but the other, I should be expecting a phone call from her mother any minute now. God..I think it's time for me to move from this piece of shit butt hole town.

Oh dear...I bet the other mum wont ring though...everyone says stuff when the moment gets heated!

I had to fight the urge to track down this girl and assault her with my windshield scraper/brush! Cabin fever has set in..too cold to go out..nothing to do unless you play hockey..this town is geared for ppl who drink themselves to death or skate. If you do none of these..there is absolutely nothing this place has to offer a family. It's pretty much daily the bad drivers I see in this town..had I not learned to drive in the north and learned to drive in Vancouver..I swear we would of been hit and probably killed months ago here...it is that bad. The people here are all pretty much like in their own little world..they are freaks..users..and skanks. I have become unglued! I have two decent friends in this town..and the rest fall under the category I just mentioned above. Please send out a rescue team from Banda to come and get me!

hahah we would be absolutely USELESS...Brits can not drive in the ice!
Besides we'd probably freeze to death!

You'd be out unthawing little banda shaped stalagmites hon im afraid xxx

PMSL Jen Good on ya for telling her like it is but not good that Maddy and friend are now traumatised xx