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Amandaplus2
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![Man assaults female police officer with his penis! _](https://2img.net/i/_.gif) | Subject: Man assaults female police officer with his penis! Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:59 am | |
| A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600. The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen. Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November. They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed John Hardie Defence solicitor Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on. "He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened. "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed." His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown. Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident. |
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![Man assaults female police officer with his penis! _](https://2img.net/i/_.gif) | Subject: Re: Man assaults female police officer with his penis! Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:03 am | |
| Sorry hun, I know I shouldn't but.......... xx |
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| Thats one of the funniest titles Ive ever read ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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| My boobs are getting so big they are in danger of assaulting strangers when I'm walking down the street ![Embarassed](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_redface.gif) |
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| Absolutely rofpmsl......It was the comment that the 'officer needed to take evasive action, to avoid being struck' that finished me off!!!! I know its not funny really the plank........ ![Man assaults female police officer with his penis! 495688](https://2img.net/u/1914/10/83/04/smiles/495688.gif) |
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| ![Giggle](/users/1914/10/83/04/smiles/89354.gif) I had to laugh |
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| What is wrong with that? James often gets drunk and tries to whack me over the head with his winky! Pmsl! x |
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![Man assaults female police officer with his penis! _](https://2img.net/i/_.gif) | Subject: Re: Man assaults female police officer with his penis! Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:26 pm | |
| How big must it be if she had to take evasive action!!!!!! xx |
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| What a prize pillock I bet that poor policewoman got the piss taken out of her by her male colleagues too. Just imagine her statement ![Man assaults female police officer with his penis! 718648](https://2img.net/u/1914/10/83/04/smiles/718648.gif) |
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