Today has been a long day in the forum world of BANDA!

Mario is feeling a little better after much love was shared and further up North pepper has broken the world record for most adopted sisters in one day. SISTER SISTER

Whilst the admin's are busy keeping those trouble makers in touch "ahmen Jen" and keep the forum a happy place, a trouble maker did rear its ugly user name.

Details of the trouble maker have not been released but my sources say that she has blonde hair and has a shot gun under her bed. Whether that is for the bears or to keep her husband in line, who knows.

You have just read BANDA'S daily news. Until next time Good Night

NEWS JUST IN

Mariheartselijah has nom nom nomed her way through Ben & Jerry. The poor blokes

ROFL Fantastic !!!!

Lol u nutter!

And later this evening (well in about 2 mins) Zee will be getting into a lovely bubbly bath, whilst just across yonder there are signs that Hurricane Chris is on his way!!

Chow!!

LMAO! Who u calling ugly? xxx

LOVE YOU JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so who's the blondie with the shotgun??

That would be me! Gonna get ya Kell! Gonna lay in wait..seize the opportunity to tag ur bum! *rubs hands thinking evil vengeful thoughts* mwwhwhahahhahahaaaaa!

ahh i see

THERE WILL BE NO NEWS REPORT TOMORROW AS I FEAR FOR MY LIFE SO I'M GOING TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK! HERE'S HOPING THE SEEKER DONT FIND ME

rofpmsl...that is so effing funny

Karma is like a merry go round..everyone get a turn on it! I am making a list...you know..like the one's the psycho nerdy kids do in highschool(Meg..u can relate) *sings - Every breath you take...every move you make...I'll be watching you..*

Have u lot been smirching in chat?!

well this biatch got off the merry go round when you were too busy weeeeeeeeing.





I dont smirch i merely speak the truth

hush a bye..don't you cry...go to sleep my little baby....

Brilliant!!!

Jen are you sure you're the blonde with the shotgun under her bed

Hmmmm xxx

LOL..I'm pretty darn sure..may not be blonde naturally..or blonde du jour...but I am certain I am the only one on here that has a wee arsenal under her mattresses! Princess and the pea..oh HELL NO!

Oh yes Jen i was very much a nerdy kid with a hit list. So do you want to be in my gang then ???

Jen did your plane not leave? as i'm still alive and have both EYES!!!!

x