My mum don't talk to her sister and is constantly telling me not to talk to her as she is horrible women.
anyway we do talk and she always contacts me every month without fail. see how things are etc. and if something is going on she'll contact me. hardly horrible. i know she can be but who aint sometimes.
anyway her FB status crack me up.
here are a few:
Ate too many biatch flakes for breakfast :0/
If I'm smiling, I: A. Have no clue what's going on. B. Don't care and acting like I do . C. I'm in my little world and would rather not be bothered.
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is teaching her fish how to surf
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Things to NOT do today... 1) Care 2) Listen 3) Pay Attention
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its raining, its pouring, Facebook is boring. I'm off to bed, to rest my head I'll see you all in the morning
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duct tape + kids = silence ... I'm joking, they are locked in the shed
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just got back from a meeting with the devil, I
don't want to sound over confident, but I think when the old bastard
retires..the jobs mine ;o)
is doing nothing, and doing it well
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Has had a busy day and am now on strike ;0)
ok prob too many but still always makes me laugh