Sorry i did not do this last night i was at work

*hissss..the sun..the sun..it burns!!* Wait..how come I no sparkle like glitter?* - Mom and dad realized they had to tone it down a bit on the Vampire fetishes.

'Mum was right! My armpits honk!'

PMSL Lita

I dont wanna go home yet Il hide behind my jacket she wont see me!x

Mummy cringes as she realises it wasn't the cat at the door the other night when Daddy was doing his striptease while singing a track from Grease

Neil: I better shape up,
'cause you need a man

Mario: I need a man
who can keep me satisfied.

Thats a bloody long caption lisa

"Pooooweeeeee"

sorry went to bed early last night

Lita wins