• so i turned round, after thinking hmm little elijah is very quiet (always a bad sign) and he had my silver pen in his hand and was gleefully drawing on his hands/feet......i have tried to get it off but its one of those shiny markers so really isn't coming off.......aaaaarghhhhh the evidence is there for daddy to see!
  
• it won't harm him will it? i have managed to get most of it off and it didn't go in his mouth, i am learning very quickly not to take my eye off this child!!! the pen i thought was out of his reach......argh
  

ps. i have no idea why this is bulletpointed

Lol - bless him! I shouldn't think it would harm him hun. I regularly find Hannah with pen/chalk/highlighter (basically anything daddy doesn't see fit to put away) all over her courtesy of her brother who thinks she is a much better canvas than a colouring book . Thomas also likes to scribble on himself if Hannah is unavailable and is currently sporting blue biro striped legs

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lol i was going to say why is it bullet pointed.. i was looking forward to a list of stuff he had done lol!

i think its one of the, things which will just come off over a few days. im covered in gloss and cant get it off.. i made my self red this morning trying to get it off. so ive given up n worked out that it will come off in a few days.. even though i am going to look like a tramp lol!

Lol no it wont harm him hun it might be a bit red for a bit depending on how hard he drew on himself if that makes sense xx

phew i can easily give you a list of things he has done but unfortunately i have to scamper after him again as he is trying to trap himself behind the bedroom door

ps is there such a thing as a toilet lid lock?!

yes you can buy a toilet lid lock, although be warned they do break easily. i ended up putting a lock on the front of the door, to stop him going in, i was in a flat at the time and i would often find my post or pocket dictionary down the loo....

try mothercare or a baby shop for the toilet lid lock.

as for the pen, i wouldnt worry, i often draw on russ if he is ignoring me lol

Awww I bet he looks so pretty and shiny

the boys had danielle up in their room while i was bleaching my sink and she was taken back down with blood around her mouth !

i freaked out until i realised it was red pen mixed with saliva !
shouldnt do any harm x

and also...is metanium poisonous??? and where are my remote controls??!!!

Haha having fun mari? Xx

aww hun, you are so bringing back memories for me, i know thats not helpful, but i did survive it lol

ice lollies out of the freezer at 3am, deleting my whole essay i had just written, while he was clicking teletubbies.
being kicked out nursery for letting the tarantula out the cage at age 2
getting into passenger seat while mommy was driving down motorway, because he learned how to undo his seatbelt and wanted a cuddle....

making you feel better or worse hun, lol

but he also gives the best cuddles, always has and still does, he tells me he loves me everyday and i get little notes from him.

i wouldnt change him in anyway

Awwww thats so sweet clare

mariheartselijah wrote:

and also...is metanium poisonous??? and where are my remote controls??!!!

I've been looking for the tv remote all blooming day

I wouldn't worry ava drew all over her legs with a cd marker and lived to tell the tale.

pinkyd wrote:

mariheartselijah wrote:

and also...is metanium poisonous??? and where are my remote controls??!!!

I've been looking for the tv remote all blooming day

I wouldn't worry ava drew all over her legs with a cd marker and lived to tell the tale.

if you guys happen to find your remotes would you see if my house phone is there with them,, been missing for about 4 days now and i hate standing under the stairs on the corded one !

hahaha thanks clare

and furthermore, why would you eat the back page of sweet dreams maisy??????? a silent protest i expect.

are all children like this or is my dear little soul just giving me an idea of things to come (he is p*ssing himself with laughter now cos i am hanging him upside down over my legs)

lol have fun! looks like he has you on a run around today! x

hes been like this all week, im terrified!

Just think it will get better eventually, Well in about 13 years when all he does is lie in bed

hahaha yeah that will be the start of a whole host of new and probably much more challenging problems!!!