if you could 100% be honest and not have to think about who is reading it/offending someone/letting a secret slip....

Right now mine would be...

arghhh! I feel so sick, I hate pregnancy sickness and not being able to sleep at night! Cant wait to get to 12 weeks!

Is fed up of the moany, smelly, waste of space, tosser I had to deal with at work today!

wishes some people would crawl back in the rotten hole they came out of!

I wish i was having sex right now instead of updating my status

mine would be anything ncluding the word *$%£, i cant swear anymore cos MIL is on there

eg i am $%&^*(& sick of christening prep
I am f%^&ed off with my hair etc....

THIS IS WHY I don't do fb! I struggle with not been honest and saying it as is! So mine woud alwYs be...,my sil is a $%&^*(& cow
my sil is a $%&^*(& biatch
my sil is a twat!

So for my family and friends it's best that I don't have one!

This is great!

wishes Matt would f*ck off trying to kiss me with his manky olive breath

^

Mine would be 'I LOVE MY PANDAS!' But im afraid I am to embarrassed to admit it on FB as everyone would ask what/who im on about and id have to tell them about all my secret besties and then i couldnt be honest and myself on here.....if you know what i mean!

hahah ahh what a tangled web we weave!

BabyMilly wrote:

THIS IS WHY I don't do fb! I struggle with not been honest and saying it as is! So mine woud alwYs be...,my sil is a $%&^*(& cow
my sil is a $%&^*(& biatch
my sil is a twat!

So for my family and friends it's best that I don't have one!

I take it you don't like your SIL

wish hubby would really stop sing....it does nothing for me!!

mine would be,

i dislike at least 25% of my fb friends, just to cause a reaction from the drama queens.

mine would be 'why can't my lazy fat ass sister get off her ass and do some exercise instead of sitting on said fat ass all day long whining she's fat and don't understand why

STOP SNORING AND FARTING BEFORE I SHOVE A CORK IN IT AND USE YOUR OWN FLATULENCE TO SET YOU ALIGHT YOU BUNGED-UP-WARTHOG IMPERSONATING SMELLY BASTARD

marioandthestuntbubs wrote:

STOP SNORING AND FARTING BEFORE I SHOVE A CORK IN IT AND USE YOUR OWN FLATULENCE TO SET YOU ALIGHT YOU BUNGED-UP-WARTHOG IMPERSONATING SMELLY BASTARD

Stinks then does he!?

and as an addendum. To the annoying inconsiderate arse holes two gardens down who think its acceptable to be talking at jet engine decibel levels and laughing like hyena at this time of night shut the *$%£ up befor i break into your garage find that car you spent all afternoon polishing...and shit on it

somewhat Lisa yes. Which is not too awful if he wasnt also deafening me and keeping me awake. Scary as it sounds Im on here to keep sane

The other day we all had soup that Dan had made, it had alsorts in but I blame the kidney beans...him and Izzy were farting for 2 days..I can cope with Izzy farts cos they aint real farts, more like a puff of air!

But OMG Dan was groos, I thought he was going to blow a hole in the chair and they STUNK for 2 days all I said was 'OH FFS HAVE YOU GUFFED AGAIN? GET OUT YOU SMELLY B@STARD!' 'omg iM GOING TO BE SICK, THATS STINKS'

i might not be the perfect daughter but i wish you would stop rubbing it in my face how your all going on a trip to cornwall for your 50th birthday with out even think about how i would feel!

I usually have things I want to say........ but there's nothing just now

maybe I'd just leave hints for my OH to propose....

why does sleep sex exsist

mine today would be

really can't be arse to go to the mil today.

Lol, mine today is "Easter monday and f**k all on the TV" lol.

Char