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snoopy21
Join date : 2010-08-20 Posts : 5101
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:42 am | |
| if you could 100% be honest and not have to think about who is reading it/offending someone/letting a secret slip....
Right now mine would be...
arghhh! I feel so sick, I hate pregnancy sickness and not being able to sleep at night! Cant wait to get to 12 weeks! |
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Amandaplus2
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Preston, Lancs Posts : 2228
About Me! My Name: Amanda Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:51 am | |
| Is fed up of the moany, smelly, waste of space, tosser I had to deal with at work today! |
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : Shropshire Posts : 8964
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:54 am | |
| wishes some people would crawl back in the rotten hole they came out of! |
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kab
Join date : 2010-08-19 Posts : 3642
About Me! My Name: Status: Number of Children:
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:00 am | |
| I wish i was having sex right now instead of updating my status |
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J1
Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : England Posts : 2346
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:01 am | |
| mine would be anything ncluding the word *$%£, i cant swear anymore cos MIL is on there
eg i am $%&^*(& sick of christening prep I am f%^&ed off with my hair etc.... |
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GuestGuest
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:22 am | |
| THIS IS WHY I don't do fb! I struggle with not been honest and saying it as is! So mine woud alwYs be...,my sil is a $%&^*(& cow my sil is a $%&^*(& biatch my sil is a twat!
So for my family and friends it's best that I don't have one!
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Amandaplus2
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Preston, Lancs Posts : 2228
About Me! My Name: Amanda Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:24 am | |
| This is great! |
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mandy
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-18 Location : Surrey Posts : 2710
About Me! My Name: Mandy Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:26 am | |
| wishes Matt would f*ck off trying to kiss me with his manky olive breath |
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mariheartselijah
Join date : 2010-08-23 Posts : 8143
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:36 am | |
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GuestGuest
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:39 am | |
| Mine would be 'I LOVE MY PANDAS!' But im afraid I am to embarrassed to admit it on FB as everyone would ask what/who im on about and id have to tell them about all my secret besties and then i couldnt be honest and myself on here.....if you know what i mean! |
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mariheartselijah
Join date : 2010-08-23 Posts : 8143
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:42 am | |
| hahah ahh what a tangled web we weave! |
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Amandaplus2
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Preston, Lancs Posts : 2228
About Me! My Name: Amanda Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:44 am | |
| - BabyMilly wrote:
- THIS IS WHY I don't do fb! I struggle with not been honest and saying it as is! So mine woud alwYs be...,my sil is a $%&^*(& cow
my sil is a $%&^*(& biatch my sil is a twat!
So for my family and friends it's best that I don't have one!
I take it you don't like your SIL |
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Enchanted
Join date : 2011-03-04 Location : UK Posts : 206
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:04 am | |
| wish hubby would really stop sing....it does nothing for me!! |
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pinkyd
Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : durham Posts : 3931
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:25 am | |
| mine would be,
i dislike at least 25% of my fb friends, just to cause a reaction from the drama queens. |
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kenty
Age : 39 Join date : 2010-08-24 Location : Leeds Posts : 2260
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:46 am | |
| mine would be 'why can't my lazy fat ass sister get off her ass and do some exercise instead of sitting on said fat ass all day long whining she's fat and don't understand why |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:03 am | |
| STOP SNORING AND FARTING BEFORE I SHOVE A CORK IN IT AND USE YOUR OWN FLATULENCE TO SET YOU ALIGHT YOU BUNGED-UP-WARTHOG IMPERSONATING SMELLY BASTARD |
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : Shropshire Posts : 8964
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:05 am | |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:11 am | |
| and as an addendum. To the annoying inconsiderate arse holes two gardens down who think its acceptable to be talking at jet engine decibel levels and laughing like hyena at this time of night shut the *$%£ up befor i break into your garage find that car you spent all afternoon polishing...and shit on it |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:15 am | |
| somewhat Lisa yes. Which is not too awful if he wasnt also deafening me and keeping me awake. Scary as it sounds Im on here to keep sane |
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : Shropshire Posts : 8964
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:22 am | |
| The other day we all had soup that Dan had made, it had alsorts in but I blame the kidney beans...him and Izzy were farting for 2 days..I can cope with Izzy farts cos they aint real farts, more like a puff of air!
But OMG Dan was groos, I thought he was going to blow a hole in the chair and they STUNK for 2 days all I said was 'OH FFS HAVE YOU GUFFED AGAIN? GET OUT YOU SMELLY B@STARD!' 'omg iM GOING TO BE SICK, THATS STINKS' |
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Char
Age : 36 Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 1888
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:40 pm | |
| i might not be the perfect daughter but i wish you would stop rubbing it in my face how your all going on a trip to cornwall for your 50th birthday with out even think about how i would feel! |
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pixel
Join date : 2010-09-07 Posts : 2006
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 0
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:59 pm | |
| I usually have things I want to say........ but there's nothing just now maybe I'd just leave hints for my OH to propose.... |
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SuziandGracie
Age : 40 Join date : 2010-08-22 Location : Aldershot, Hants Posts : 1920
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:00 pm | |
| why does sleep sex exsist |
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happy
Age : 37 Join date : 2010-09-18 Location : Ashford middlesex Posts : 2175
About Me! My Name: Becci Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:11 pm | |
| mine today would be
really can't be arse to go to the mil today. |
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XxCHARnNOAHxX
Age : 36 Join date : 2011-03-25 Location : West-Midlands Posts : 2447
About Me! My Name: Charmaine Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: What would your Fb status be... Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:16 pm | |
| Lol, mine today is "Easter monday and f**k all on the TV" lol. Char |
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