Behind my back garden (well my mums) is the allotments, theyve just extended it so someone has a patch right behind our house (but theres a little hill) anywho all the washing is out, mostly Taylas and hes gone a set up a bonfire! Smoke all in the garden all over the washing and its so windy out there its coming up the hill and the idiot is throwing petrol over it! So i went out and said what the hell are you doing? He grinned and said well ive only got a little bit of petrol left! So i said cheers ive got all my babies washing out....he laughed. So shouted knobhead and came back in...
Now do i...ignore the plonker or go out and poop-a scoop the garden (throw dog shit at him/his allotment)

Poop!!!!!!!!!
What a knobhead!
Can he see your washing from the allotment? If so he is an inconsiderable twat

there are rules about bonfires now, but cant for the life of me remember what they are,

i'd poop too but i'd wait till he gone before i did that,
if it was russ he would have hose out....

what in inconsiderate twat!!! go throw shit at him x

what a twit!

Get as close as you can and aim for the eyes.... and hope he catches something nasty!

Oh, and call your council - it may be a regular occurance for him

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/HomeAndCommunity/InYourHome/Escapingandrecoveringfromafire/DG_180786

Thanks for the link Laura, i will do. Going out now but i will throw poo down there when i get back mwahaha!

Thought they cudnt do them till 6pm but i might be wrong x

i would lob shit at him too! what a plnker! i would also call the council about it x