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Amandaplus2
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Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Preston, Lancs Posts : 2228
About Me! My Name: Amanda Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
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| Just been sorting kitchen out and have come across this. Oh must have written it while I was in Brum,
*updated version, as oh said it was slightly wrong*
I'm a Banda widow Sad I know but true She's sodded off to Birmingham With you and you and you
I'm only a useless father I don't know what to do I don't know how to use the oven Or the microwave it's true
Will have to go to Asda To get something for our tea I think I will start with harriboo A mars bar,snickers and twix Washed down with iron bru
Don't know how to change a nappy Oh crap he's done a poo
With soon be bathtime before bed There's instructions for that too I know she thinks I cannot cope Unfortunately thats true
Anyway I must be ok The smarties have kicked in My oldest is hitting my youngest With a rusty biscuit tin
There's now blood on the carpet Social service have arrived By this time, you will see your kids have survived
But I'm a Banda widow This is my tale of woe Have a good night ladies Well see you home tomorrow
I think he planned to post this but couldn't get on Banda ha ha
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![Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* _](https://2img.net/i/_.gif) | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 6:46 pm | |
| Awww hahaha thats so funny! Take it he is as good with computers as he is the kids then lol! |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
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Age : 43 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : dreamland ! Posts : 5016
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| awww lol ! thats fab aint it lol x |
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MrsDebs
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Age : 42 Join date : 2010-08-18 Location : Stockport Posts : 2645
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![Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* _](https://2img.net/i/_.gif) | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 6:54 pm | |
| Hahahaha bless him - that's really good though! Shame he couldn't get on to post it - we should get Lisa to make an OHs forum - would be very interesting to see their thoughts on us Pandas. Obviously no OHs allowed in PL!!!! xx |
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mariheartselijah
Join date : 2010-08-23 Posts : 8143
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Laura
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Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Northampton Posts : 6084
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![Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* _](https://2img.net/i/_.gif) | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:02 pm | |
| OMFG that is so funny! BRILLIANT!! x |
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*ShevAndLissieLou*
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Age : 36 Join date : 2010-08-31 Location : North Yorkshire Posts : 1771
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![Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* _](https://2img.net/i/_.gif) | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:19 pm | |
| Lol...that's brilliant! Xx |
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xemplus2x
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Age : 39 Join date : 2010-08-31 Location : wales Posts : 1731
About Me! My Name: Emma Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
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| PMSL ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif) that's GREAT!!! LOVE IT!! |
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Clare
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Join date : 2010-09-13 Location : UK Posts : 3503
About Me! My Name: Clare Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
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Join date : 2010-08-20 Posts : 5101
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| Thats really impressive! ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif) x |
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Vicki
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Age : 38 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : Stroud, Gloucestershire Posts : 1473
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| pmsl!! thats brilliant!! x |
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LisaGandAmelia
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Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Cheshire Posts : 3186
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
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| Oh wow thats fantastic, I love it! He's a clever boy x |
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DonnaAdmin
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Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Wakefield Posts : 3100
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| Awwwwwwwww bless him! Thats ace!! |
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| ha ha ha love it!!!!!!!!! ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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Age : 34 Join date : 2010-09-13 Location : Wales Posts : 4970
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Age : 36 Join date : 2010-09-18 Location : Ashford middlesex Posts : 2175
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| hahaha lol bless him its pretty good! |
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Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : South Wales Posts : 5152
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| omg thats brilliant !!!!! |
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Amandaplus2
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Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Preston, Lancs Posts : 2228
About Me! My Name: Amanda Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
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| Just updated it as he said it wasn't quite right lol |
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LisaAdmin
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Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : Shropshire Posts : 8964
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| hahaha thats great! Could have been written by no end of dads I reckon...they all know its true really! |
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Age : 37 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Essex Posts : 4673
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Age : 37 Join date : 2010-08-24 Location : York Posts : 2823
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Age : 35 Join date : 2011-03-25 Location : West-Midlands Posts : 2447
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| Thats soo funny ur oh has a talent there lol
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Age : 41 Join date : 2010-09-07 Location : Essex England Posts : 791
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