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Amandaplus2
Join date : 2010-08-16
Location : Preston, Lancs
Posts : 2228
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My Name: Amanda
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 2
 |  Subject: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 6:43 pm | |
| Just been sorting kitchen out and have come across this. Oh must have written it while I was in Brum,
*updated version, as oh said it was slightly wrong*
I'm a Banda widow
Sad I know but true
She's sodded off to Birmingham
With you and you and you
I'm only a useless father
I don't know what to do
I don't know how to use the oven
Or the microwave it's true
Will have to go to Asda
To get something for our tea
I think I will start with harriboo
A mars bar,snickers and twix
Washed down with iron bru
Don't know how to change a nappy
Oh crap he's done a poo
With soon be bathtime before bed
There's instructions for that too
I know she thinks I cannot cope
Unfortunately thats true
Anyway I must be ok
The smarties have kicked in
My oldest is hitting my youngest
With a rusty biscuit tin
There's now blood on the carpet
Social service have arrived
By this time, you will see your kids have survived
But I'm a Banda widow
This is my tale of woe
Have a good night ladies
Well see you home tomorrow
I think he planned to post this but couldn't get on Banda ha ha
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GuestGuest
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 6:46 pm | |
| Awww hahaha thats so funny! Take it he is as good with computers as he is the kids then lol! |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
Age : 43
Join date : 2010-08-15
Location : dreamland !
Posts : 5016
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My Name:
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 3
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 6:46 pm | |
| awww lol ! thats fab aint it lol x |
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MrsDebs
Age : 42
Join date : 2010-08-18
Location : Stockport
Posts : 2645
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My Name: Debs
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 2
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 6:54 pm | |
| Hahahaha bless him - that's really good though! Shame he couldn't get on to post it - we should get Lisa to make an OHs forum - would be very interesting to see their thoughts on us Pandas. Obviously no OHs allowed in PL!!!!  xx |
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mariheartselijah
Join date : 2010-08-23
Posts : 8143
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:01 pm | |
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Laura
Age : 44
Join date : 2010-08-16
Location : Northampton
Posts : 6084
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:02 pm | |
| OMFG that is so funny! BRILLIANT!! x |
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*ShevAndLissieLou*
Age : 36
Join date : 2010-08-31
Location : North Yorkshire
Posts : 1771
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My Name:
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:19 pm | |
| Lol...that's brilliant! Xx |
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xemplus2x
Age : 39
Join date : 2010-08-31
Location : wales
Posts : 1731
About Me!
My Name: Emma
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 2
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:20 pm | |
| PMSL that's GREAT!!! LOVE IT!! |
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Clare
Join date : 2010-09-13
Location : UK
Posts : 3503
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My Name: Clare
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 2
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:22 pm | |
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snoopy21
Join date : 2010-08-20
Posts : 5101
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Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:25 pm | |
| Thats really impressive! x |
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Vicki
Age : 38
Join date : 2010-08-19
Location : Stroud, Gloucestershire
Posts : 1473
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My Name: Vicki
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| pmsl!! thats brilliant!! x |
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LisaGandAmelia
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Cheshire
Posts : 3186
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My Name: Lisa
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:40 pm | |
| Oh wow thats fantastic, I love it! He's a clever boy x |
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DonnaAdmin
Age : 46
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Wakefield
Posts : 3100
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My Name: Donna
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 0
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 7:57 pm | |
| Awwwwwwwww bless him! Thats ace!! |
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helz456
Join date : 2010-09-07
Posts : 822
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 8:01 pm | |
| ha ha ha love it!!!!!!!!! |
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olliesmammy
Age : 34
Join date : 2010-09-13
Location : Wales
Posts : 4970
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 9:25 pm | |
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happy
Age : 36
Join date : 2010-09-18
Location : Ashford middlesex
Posts : 2175
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My Name: Becci
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 2
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 9:47 pm | |
| hahaha lol bless him its pretty good! |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
Join date : 2010-08-19
Location : South Wales
Posts : 5152
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My Name: Leah
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 9:55 pm | |
| omg thats brilliant !!!!! |
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Amandaplus2
Join date : 2010-08-16
Location : Preston, Lancs
Posts : 2228
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My Name: Amanda
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 2
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 11:31 pm | |
| Just updated it as he said it wasn't quite right lol |
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44
Join date : 2010-08-15
Location : Shropshire
Posts : 8964
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My Name: Lisa
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Tue May 17, 2011 11:36 pm | |
| hahaha thats great! Could have been written by no end of dads I reckon...they all know its true really! |
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CarlaAndCallum
Age : 37
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Essex
Posts : 4673
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My Name: Carla
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Wed May 18, 2011 12:03 am | |
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SemoandHaribo
Age : 37
Join date : 2010-08-24
Location : York
Posts : 2823
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My Name: Emma
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Wed May 18, 2011 12:14 am | |
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XxCHARnNOAHxX
Age : 35
Join date : 2011-03-25
Location : West-Midlands
Posts : 2447
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My Name: Charmaine
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Wed May 18, 2011 2:56 am | |
| Thats soo funny ur oh has a talent there lol
Char |
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XLeanneX
Age : 41
Join date : 2010-09-07
Location : Essex England
Posts : 791
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My Name: is Leanne
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 3
| | Subject: Re: Ha ha ha ha ha *updated* Wed May 18, 2011 3:14 am | |
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