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me
Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : home Posts : 789
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 0
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XLeanneX
Age : 41 Join date : 2010-09-07 Location : Essex England Posts : 791
About Me! My Name: is Leanne Status: Mummy Number of Children: 3
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Suse
Age : 42 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : England Posts : 3128
About Me! My Name: Suse Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:38 pm | |
| So true xx |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:47 pm | |
| you discuss pee and poo like they are trophies to savour you dont own a single item of clothing that hasnt been vomited on. and you give up changing after a while figuring wet wiping it clean is sufficient you have calpol on the ceiling (or is that just me) you should have shares in calpol and ashton parsons you know the words to all the beebies songs but have no idea whats happeninh in the real world someone who only comes up to your knee can make you cry-with frustration and with joy and love you finally understand what books mean about missing someone so much you ache when they aren't there you wake every morning with a mild sense of trepidation! and excitement |
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mandy
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-18 Location : Surrey Posts : 2710
About Me! My Name: Mandy Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:49 pm | |
| haha mario, I wake every morning wishing I could go back to sleep for another hour! |
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Suse
Age : 42 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : England Posts : 3128
About Me! My Name: Suse Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:53 pm | |
| Also agree with Mario's especially the vommit stained clothing, apart from the Calpol on the ceiling - how on earth did it get up there?? |
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jessicar1990
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Essex Posts : 429
About Me! My Name: Jessica Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:09 pm | |
| I read someones post on here before and thought i should repost as i thought it was brilliant. you know your a mum when you go to the loo and find a peppa pig sticker on your knickers. also, you know your a mum when the kids are better dressed than you! |
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mandy
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-18 Location : Surrey Posts : 2710
About Me! My Name: Mandy Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:16 pm | |
| - jessicar1990 wrote:
- I read someones post on here before and thought i should repost as i thought it was brilliant.
you know your a mum when you go to the loo and find a peppa pig sticker on your knickers.
that would have been me! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:16 pm | |
| - mandy wrote:
- haha mario, I wake every morning wishing I could go back to sleep for another hour!
Only an hour lol! |
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xemplus2x
Age : 39 Join date : 2010-08-31 Location : wales Posts : 1731
About Me! My Name: Emma Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:17 pm | |
| lol true on the kids dressed better than you!!! when you finally get out with out them, you find dummies, wet wipes nappies in your hand bag! (if you can remember what a hand bag is not a changing bag!!) when you do go shopping wearing heels becomes a thing of the past, flat shoes so you can ran after them!! You become so organised and pack for every eventuality (sp) even heat wave in middle of winter! (or is that just me?) Your paying for petrol and can smell sick, thinking someones thrown up in shop, isnt till get back home and realise the smell has followed you and is ALL down your back! hehe love this post! xx |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:22 pm | |
| And yup my kids are deffo dressed better than me. The calpol is on the ceiling because neil thought when the plunger on the syringe got stuck it would be a good idea to use brute force to loosen it...even though the syringe was full of calpol at the time. That was a year ago, we meant to get it off but its become kind of a part of the fixutres now. -You know you are a mum when you find yourself saying 'mum' things you used to have said to you. ie. Dont make me come over there, im going to count to five, dont pick your nose or your head'll cave in, because i said so etc |
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mandy
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-18 Location : Surrey Posts : 2710
About Me! My Name: Mandy Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:24 pm | |
| for me you know you're a mum when
you consider your house tidy when you can see the floor through the toys you get excited about Peppa Pig/other random characters appearing at local attractions you find yourself celebrating with other family members when a poo is done on the toilet by little person sitting down is a luxury the world is a fun place again and you can spend an hour in fits of giggles, just from jumping up and down and dancing round the house like a loon Cbeebies is both your best friend and your worst enemy baby wipes are the best thing ever invented! |
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Shell
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : Flitwick Posts : 3732
About Me! My Name: Michelle Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:20 pm | |
| when 8.30am is now considered a lie in. |
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xemplus2x
Age : 39 Join date : 2010-08-31 Location : wales Posts : 1731
About Me! My Name: Emma Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
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kab
Join date : 2010-08-19 Posts : 3642
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| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:33 pm | |
| 08:30 a lie in!!!!!!!!!!! Thats like sleeping all day for me LOL
7am is a lie in here (though cos Rowan is at nursery all this week the little tinker has not been waking up)
and the calpol on the ceiling (and wall plus some antibiotics) i know the feeling, trying to reach the ceiling to get it off though!!! |
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snoopy21
Join date : 2010-08-20 Posts : 5101
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:05 pm | |
| This thread is so funny! And true! I must say after 18 months of Caitlin waking tons in the night (and still does occassionally) I cant complain too much about when she gets up. 8 is the earliest she wakes, 845am is about average and today was 1015 - which isnt totally abnormal, last week was 1030 one day I couldnt cope with routine getting up at 630/7am. I go in and tell her its still the middle of the night . I dont work but so am lucky we have never had to have a routine for nursery etc x |
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me
Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : home Posts : 789
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 0
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Clare
Join date : 2010-09-13 Location : UK Posts : 3503
About Me! My Name: Clare Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:10 pm | |
| love this post.
even when you have been through the trauma of labour after 12 days you find yourself thinking, well maybe one more bubs would be nice...
only you can say your kid is a pain in the ass, anyone else says anything negative, god help them..
when you know all the characters in the ben 10 series and know the episodes from the first 10 seconds... |
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snoopy21
Join date : 2010-08-20 Posts : 5101
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:12 pm | |
| You try and catch sick in your hands so as not to ruin carpets/friends furniture! |
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me
Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : home Posts : 789
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 0
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EmVar
Age : 47 Join date : 2010-09-20 Location : Sheffield Posts : 823
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:42 pm | |
| when you post on a parenting forum about having a kid's tv show theme tune stuck in your head lol |
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CarlaAndCallum
Age : 37 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Essex Posts : 4673
About Me! My Name: Carla Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: deleted Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:04 pm | |
| these are brillant and so true |
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J1
Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : England Posts : 2346
| Subject: Re: deleted Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:15 am | |
| you pick someone elses nose, when a tissue just wont cut it! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: deleted Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:24 am | |
| LOL kelly glad its not just me. We also have something unidentifiable on the wall. I keep leaving it to see if a colony develops lol, that and the fact i keep thinking 'i must wipe that off' at which point one of them poos and i then think 'maybe later' Yes to the OH daddy thing. Weird and wrong isnt it You know you are a mum when you use your childs speech. We now buy duracell Bat Cheese and its Opay to do things. And are currently sat watching Life of mammals wit david armadillo |
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stephandhannah
Age : 38 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : Glasgow Posts : 1615
| Subject: Re: deleted Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:44 am | |
| hahah totally agree with the using kids language thing. our cat manny is now maggie boy.
you know your a mum when going to work for the day is your break |
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