Ive had non stop screaming all morning from tiny and non stop screaming/whinging from big un that culminated in trying to cook lunch whle Awen laid in her chair screeching fit to shame a banshee while C screamed at me cos i couldnt find her ball. After finding 3 balls i questioned her furhter and she wanted a minion ball...she doesnt own one so was essentially screaming at me for not being able to fish it ot of thin air.

So before i actually threw myself out the bedroom window ive put awens minitor on her, put them both in bed, switched their disney cd on, shut the door and fecked of downstairs. Wonder of wonders they have gone to sleep...together....in silence....Im down here....on my own.....with no noise except the residual ringing headache in my skull

Do i skulk on here enjoying the peace and then do my housework when they both resume driving me crackers later or go do it now? I know what i should do hich is do my housework in peace and i know what i wanna do which is have a break!

leave the house work go run a bath and chill

Sod the housework and put your feet up! The house won't collapse if you don't clean it for a day (or um, *looks around guiltily* 2..3..ish..) but you might if you don't relax for a bit! Hope they have a nice long sleep for you, if not send them over here as 3 kids could not possible be any louder or more cranky than the 1 gorgeous little man i have here! Milo and C could shout at each other for things that don't exist, or the fact that it takes you 3 seconds to get something off a shelf and he WANTSITNOW!!!!!

Good luck!

Well i compromised. I cleanedthe bathroom and kitchen and dusted downstairs and up (bar the girls room) and have left it there for now as that really leaves tidying and hoovering which theres no point doing atm.

Been up three times in 20 mins to shove the dummy back in tiny anyway, that kid needs to learn to nap more than 20 mins at a time. But at least inivisible ball child is fasto.

Now have switched off beebies and about to watch some ER so ue wakening children any second now...

(Nat-id take you up on that except a milo/caelyn combo would potentially have hacked the pentagon and declared themselves world rulers in less than 30 mins by my estimation)

marioandthestuntbubs wrote:

(Nat-id take you up on that except a milo/caelyn combo would potentially have hacked the pentagon and declared themselves world rulers in less than 30 mins by my estimation)

Couldn't be any worse than the world leaders we have at the moment! I say let them at it. Think of the perks!

Well a i said on FB: OMG Im raising another evil genius. No sooner than id sat down she starts grousing, went up to find she had done the worlds biggest smelliest runniest poo then as it started squidging out the top/sides of her nappy went for a commando crawl-found her 3/4 way up her cot. Cue total change of clothes and wash (plus hair cos she did it in an over the head babygro) and shes now lying on her play mat laughing her evil little head off and i darent go up and look at the state of her cot sheets til C wakes up but judging by vest and babygro they are gonna need to come off too. So much for ER

Natkat you have a very good point lets leave em to it

Yep, I'm raising Milo to be an evil genius who will take control of the cocoa plains of ecuador for me, so i will never run short of chocolate.

That poo sounds epic!! Well done A!