I really need to curb my language, my daughter is like a sponge at the moment and learning new words soooo fast!

So, what are your favourite rude-word-replacements??

I'll start the ball rolling with

Twanny!

Oh coconuts. As they say on Jake and the never and pirates

And. Ffffffffff

Oh crumbs

Fiddlesticks

Sugar...

Baskets...

Flibbertygibbet...

Flamin' Nora (he picked that one up pretty quick lol)

Oh dear...

For the love of cream cakes....



Yes we are weird lol xx

My friend's daughter shocked me momentarily a while ago with "oh cracks!" that made me laugh!

For dog's sake, oh cod, and just plain "expletive" are often used at work!

Oh, and the saying out loud of the textual things like FFS ("ferfersuh" or "fuffs" will do) and OMG

We tend to go for
Oh man!
Dude
What the flamin'
Baldwin!

fluff fluff fluffety fluff !

cheese and rice

for fluffs sake

fluff you ( to OH )

Oh Globbits!

LOL Izzy is a sponge too - and repeats bad words perfectly immediately ..wanker was the one last week ... after my mum got cut up when driving!!! I then quickly said 'oh did you see that milk tanker' and she never said the bad word again!


I am not a bad mother and I would never encourage my daughter to say bad words like 'fat git' or anything like for amusement value on a very long road trip!


I try to use though in general


blimin
friggin
feck and feckety feck