havent done these for a while:
-Tonight on her way to the bath she runs past me at high speed shouting
YOU CANT CATCH ME IM GINGER....
technically accurate but assuming its the gingerbread song rather than an unforseen superpower
And the other night whilst staring at the fireplace
C:Mummy make me a fire
Me: daddy will do it later
C:But i want fire mummy
Me:Are you a pyro caelyn
C:No mummy, they say Aye Aye Me Hearties