Reading her colours book together:
Me: What colour is that Caelyn
C; Yeyyow
Me: (pointing to a bee) thats right and whats that
C: Boobiebee!
In bath doing counting:
Me: One
C: Poo, Fee
Me: And what comes after three?
Caelyn: Nake nake!
I have to admit to being mildly concerned by her future career path at the moment...