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 |  Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:15 am | |
| I could of died seriously!! Made it even worse when we saw the bloke up every single isle after that! |
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:15 am | |
| oh yes leah - always someone listening when you fart in work! If I didnt see them going in - I'd wait ages so they didnt see me come out  |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:18 am | |
| See theres a bonus to working in a hospital - always someone else to blame, just stand by a curtain, drop one and wander off |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
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Location : South Wales
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My Name: Leah
Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 1
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:18 am | |
| yeh i hang on until i know everyone has gone - but then it looks like you've had a shite |
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*Meg*
Age : 46
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:19 am | |
| love it Mario !!!  |
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LisaAdmin
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:20 am | |
| If you come back with a choccy bar or coffee you get away with it! |
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emmaXx
Age : 43
Join date : 2010-08-16
Location : southampton
Posts : 1280
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:25 am | |
| hahah i do the talking to strangers all the time and calling wrong people on fone and txt...
i am a public scratcher and i do in wedge in public infact i seem to always be sorting my undercrackers out!! |
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pinkyd
Join date : 2010-08-16
Location : durham
Posts : 3931
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:27 am | |
| discreet amongst strangers, out and proud with friends  |
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olliesmammy
Age : 34
Join date : 2010-09-13
Location : Wales
Posts : 4970
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:30 am | |
| I'm a secret scratcher but a proud unwedgier |
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jenshayne
Age : 54
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:33 am | |
| Elevator farts are my personal fav! Will purposely force one out just to make everyone uncomfy! xxx |
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MrsDebs
Age : 43
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Location : Stockport
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:45 am | |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:53 am | |
| with close friends i will gladly remove a wedgie or give a relief scratch
if out and about i will stop pretend am looking at something either face or turn from buggy put my hand in any pocket possible and try my hardest to fox problem ! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:02 am | |
| - jenshayne wrote:
- Elevator farts are my personal fav! Will purposely force one out just to make everyone uncomfy! xxx
You do then run the risk of following through. Especially you ms bum bubble |
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jenshayne
Age : 54
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:07 am | |
| With 40 years of practice below my belt(teehee)..I can pipe off without even batting an eye or noise..sorta sounds like a pffffffff...and have worked very hard at "throwing the fart" sound from across the room to blame someone else. I know..I know..I am gifted. |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:09 am | |
| OMG you know the noble art of ventrumpoquism? Im so jealous |
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LisaAdmin
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:11 am | |
| Dan thinks he has that art down to a tee, but he is shit at it He just doesnt get that the fart stays in your trousers for a while, so it ends up following him  |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
Posts : 6252
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:12 am | |
| You need those cowboy jammies with the flap in the back. Fart then lift and waft |
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jenshayne
Age : 54
Join date : 2010-08-17
Location : Canuckville
Posts : 3290
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:13 am | |
| - Lisa wrote:
- Dan thinks he has that art down to a tee, but he is shit at it
He just doesnt get that the fart stays in your trousers for a while, so it ends up following him LMAO!!!!! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:15 am | |
| Its a measure of you ladies that i start a thread about scratching your arse and 3 pages later its still going strong. Couldnt smirch without you guys xxx |
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LisaAdmin
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:16 am | |
| 3 pages of arse scratching and farting.....  Im locking this thread |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:19 am | |
| Dont you bleddy dare missus I wanna see how long these ladies will talk shit - literally and figuratively |
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Mario
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LisaAdmin
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:22 am | |
| You'll give this forum a bad name ya know We'll be getting all sorts of weirdos on here...oh hang on..that already happened!  |
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LisaMnGirls
Age : 46
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Location : Lancashire
Posts : 1367
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Status: Mummy
Number of Children: 2
| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:26 am | |
| I am absolutely pmsl........i have tears rolling down my face, and have gone into that hysterical squeaky laugh
...............either that or Day 1 Sertraline is fookin good stuff!!!!! |
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LisaMnGirls
Age : 46
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| | Subject: Re: arse scratching Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:27 am | |
| Mario & Jen - Have you 2 thought of doing stand up together????? Lol xxx |
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