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PostSubject: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 8:53 am
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Are you a private scratcher or loud n proud. Do you find somewhere private to dig in when the dreaded itch calls and til then walk along trying to rub both cheeks together to create friction in the vain hope it works or do you just go oh feck it and enjoy that feeling of utter relief

Im with billy connolly on this one. Just announce loudly you have an itchy arse and it needs scratching and amazingly ppl look away
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PostSubject: Re: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 10:27 am
Nah I doubt its the meds, Ive been wetting myself too!
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PostSubject: Re: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 10:38 am
The A'Sol and Squelchy Show..hmm..I like the sound of it! xxx Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 9:49 pm
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You'll give this forum a bad name ya know Laughing We'll be getting all sorts of weirdos on here...oh hang on..that already happened! Laughing tongue

SSSSSHHHHHH dont say that you will make Meg and Mari feel uncomfortable...they aren't *that* odd

I think A'sol and squelchy could fight crime actually. Id hate to see the costumes though (imaging jen dressed as a lycra clad 'rhoid)
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PostSubject: Re: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 9:54 pm
LMFAO !!! So....... which ARE the best farts?? I think the first one of the morning is particularly awesome. 8 hrs worth of recycled and condensed guff. The best sounding ones are those you let rip on a plastic garden chair. The plastic vibration adds a fantastic "Brrrrrrriiiiiiiiippppppp" to the effect Very Happy

Mario im with you on this thread - lets see how long it can get
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PostSubject: Re: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 10:01 pm
I like the ones where it actually sounds like your arse cheeks are giving you a round of applause as they ripple together with the force of the fart as it passes through

Bath farts are also particularly satisfying the way they bubble up and emit the noxious odour so nicely
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PostSubject: Re: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 10:03 pm
oooooh yeh gotta love the good old bath fart - RIPE Very Happy
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One for you Jen .......

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PostSubject: Re: arse scratching   arse scratching - Page 3 EmptySun Oct 10, 2010 2:04 am
I secretly bum scratch if i have too Laughing Laughing look around make sure no1s lookin especially with wedges x
i dont fart in public tho thats too embarrasing i would blame callum altho i get blamed for callums adults farts Laughing Laughing
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