errrrrrm TMI !!!! Bet you're a secret rug muncher as well (wouldn't surprise me) the meds you take must be doing you the world of good

I can't prove it, not with hard core evidence my dear. The only thing that led us to believe it was you was the slug trail that lead to the tire tracks that match your caravan. Mara and Clint have asked me to rotate security on their property , which led to our romance.

Its not a 'caravan' its a premium mobile home with a bespoke mural on the front

Yes the stick figure Clint is a talking point

this is just getting gross! Yuck!

god i know, she'll be showing her videotapes next

Since I am currently bedding Clint, I will glady speak on his behalf my dear. There are benefits to having a prelabioplasty surgery, hence the multitasking. He just wishes you would take yourself and your angry sausages elsewhere.

shit..... this will end up in a flippin sausage war now with all due respect Anu i would keep your boudoir tales to yourself - if Mara should stumble in here tonight then dont say i didnt warn you

1,2,3,4 i declare a sausage war

*Hurls a loaded chipolata and legs it*

LMAO! OMG!

Ah feck got me right in the eye that did - you could've wiped the grease off first FFS

*pulls out the rank out of date frankfurters from the fridge and sticks them up Mario's snout*

Don't mess with me, i have a cumberland and im not afraid to use it

Shit the fish ate em

Got some bratwursts I would like to donate to this event!

*starts lacing the brattys with tnt*

Oh crap..they have tonnes of sauerkraut in them! Sorry..found some breakfast sausages in the freezer..other than that..may have to use bacon.

*gets some more frankfurters and rolls them in a touch of under the fridge dust after letting the dog have a lick*