...some toenails, i have a whole bin bag full. Mmmmmmmmmm

I prefer the thick and yellow kinds to snack on! xxx

Kinda like pork rinds you mean?

Yes..those be the ones! Nothing like a bit of toe jam to cheer me up! xxx

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sounds like clint's nutter...stalker has some for you then jen

Wonder if he'll do trade-sies for a bag of belly button lint.

Depends who's fluff it is, i only take blue

I have some ear wax in a jar

ewww that is just gross

Are they Clints clippings then? You fished them out of mara's bins?

Of course not, that would be unsanitary!!!!!

I trimmed then straight off his toes while he was chloroformed.....er....asleep

Ewwww your welcome to them!!!!

I can provide some of his belly button fluff if you want it!

LMFAO thats wonderful, would you take a jar of Jen's ass cream in exchange for them?? I've been fishing through her bins

was it still in the tube or on a tissue semo??? Either way im worried about you. Are you sure you aren't the stalker

LOL! That's why there were old chicken wings and tin foil scattered around my yard! Semo! Darn you!

marioandthestuntbubs wrote:

was it still in the tube or on a tissue semo??? Either way im worried about you. Are you sure you aren't the stalker

It's on tissues, I've kept them in a jar, next to my bed, it helps me feel closer to our Canadian love muffin

Hey ladies. I can provide more bodily secretions than that. Anyone for know cheese? It goes well with toast!

*collapses in a puddle of dribble*



Oh darling welcome, i hope you didnt mind me changing your pajamas last night while you werre sleeping. It was just after i got home from raiding Jen's bin so my hands had ass cream on them and i didnt want to leave evidence. I took the pajamas home to wash after my nightly sausage flagellation

Clint..you have reminded me of a poem

there once was a lady from Pekingese named Dot
Who lived on nothing but pig scat and snot
when she could not get these...
she would scrape the green cheese
from the inside of her twat

Sorry..brought forth middle school memories! LOL!

clint wrote:

Hey ladies. I can provide more bodily secretions than that. Anyone for know cheese? It goes well with toast!

knob cheese?!

So thats where the sausages we were hurling last night went

jenshayne that is wrong on every level!!