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Mary Byrne – They seem to be bagging on her for not doing modern stuff at the start but to be honest todays version was way more TT than Manilow and it was nice to see them eat their words. She looked the part tonight too with the makeup, her hair done up and the sparkly dress. Its really nice to see an older woman proving its not just a kids show. By the way has Dannii been sticking wet hands in the plug socket? Its like watching an Aus version of Sonic The Hedgehog judging a talent contest. Very odd.




Private Pile Grimshaw – Lol @ Simon's smile lessons. Does it seem a little cliché to you to take the resident nutjob and give him a song that featured flesh eating zombies in it's original video. Though in this case zombies seemed noticeably absent rather some animated shop mannequins have escaped from BHS for a good boogie. Actually hated the performance. Where the Jackson version was fun and upbeat we appear to be back to full bladder esque contortions from the king of squinty singing. Not impressed. When he did smile at the end of the song for Cheryl i wasnt actually sure if it was a smile or some kind of pre dinner jaw exercise. If I were her I'd be heading for the exit sharpish after the show...