I am sitting here pissing myself laughing with Matt. He just got home from school about 15 mins ago and ventured off to the bathroom. I could hear distinct noises coming from the bathroom as well as a voice of elation. He came out and said " MOM! I just took the biggest poo ever, it was so big that I am all ready for prison!"

Last night was a similar laugh. Someone..we aren't 100% sure who...but left ridiculous fecal spray squirts all over the toilet seat and rim. Not sure how we got onto the topic, but Shayne was not impressed as he was thoroughly disgusted and proclaimed himself the lead investigator for CSI of Poo! He came to the conclusion that it had to be a booze shit spray, with someone with a rather large rectal opening and enough force and pressure to cause such a mess. We were all killing ourselves with laughter trying to guess -Who done it- with no one admitting it!!

My family..they make me howl!

i choked reading that!! with laughter LOL

ewwwww the poo spray is totally gross!

Somehow, dont ask how I know this, old people manage to do it too!

yep got a bit of sick in my mouth reading that

See..the younger two automatically thought it had to be one of us old ones..because they said their bums were way too young and fresh to make such a mess. Shayne is convinced I did it, but it wasn't me. I thought it was either Shayne or Madisyn, as Madisyn magically entered the conversation -stealth like- with a funny look on her face. However..once directly accused..she ran off to her room in tears. The mystery sprayer may never be found out. I really think we need to invest in the board game Clue..see what happens when nothing good is on tv.

xx

Oh that is so wrong, yet I had to read it LOL xx

Lol

is it weird that me and sam just pissed outrselves laughing reading that!

i read it to him, asked 'guess who posted that' and he informed me only jenshayne would post something like that

Pmsl, only you could turn that into a game

LMAO! If you can't beat em..join em! xxx

Lol considering the conversatin in chat last night im so not surprised

I love that we can talk about absolutely anything on here!

And frequetly do!

shit, crap and poos again mmmmmm a "solve the skiddies" game - i like it

At leastshes laid off the arse grapes talk tonight

I do think your on to something her though Jen, maybe ou should market yourgame? It could be the new christmas craze!

LMAO!!!!

oooooh yeh Mario chocolate grapes and bush strimming

Oh yeah that was troubling

My little bum flap...is waving to both of your little bum flaps..Hidey Ho!

Its your bum flaps wig im afraid of

LMAO!!! Sorry I was't specific when mentioning I was trying to grow out my hair.

Mind out for dangleberries then

*feels whilst its hard to lower the tone of this thread shes making a good contribution*