Working on my composition of Beetoven's 5th!

mandy wrote:

BabyMilly wrote:

It's easy to hold it in for a while and then when you're alone you let the trumps out! If at home you can go to the loo or just wait for him to go into another room. I'd rather gave stomach ache than let anyone know I'm trumper!

I don't get why you're so embarassed, everyone does it! Even if you don't do it in front of OH, he will still know you do it,

I'm not sure why I don't do it I just know I don't and hopefully never will. My oh doesn't do it infront of me either, I'd hate it if he did, why would I want him to do it?

I know that he knows I must do it, like he knows I do poos but I wouldn't do that in front of him either!

What about when you quiff? No holding those in..no matter how hard you try!!

BabyMilly wrote:

mandy wrote:

BabyMilly wrote:

It's easy to hold it in for a while and then when you're alone you let the trumps out! If at home you can go to the loo or just wait for him to go into another room. I'd rather gave stomach ache than let anyone know I'm trumper!

I don't get why you're so embarassed, everyone does it! Even if you don't do it in front of OH, he will still know you do it,

I'm not sure why I don't do it I just know I don't and hopefully never will. My oh doesn't do it infront of me either, I'd hate it if he did, why would I want him to do it?

I know that he knows I must do it, like he knows I do poos but I wouldn't do that in front of him either!

I suppose its just never offended neil and i we treat it as humourous. Caelyn also thinks its funny and is unselfconscious about it. In fact if neil doesnt hear me she tends to rat me out.

jenshayne wrote:

What about when you quiff? No holding those in..no matter how hard you try!!

?? Quiff??

jenshayne wrote:

What about when you quiff? No holding those in..no matter how hard you try!!

Lol see i told shayne you were the reason im a minger nowadays, i was a pure and shining innocent before you

Absolutely ROFPMSL xxxxxx

Yep.....My name is Lisa Monaghan, and I am a farter!!

(Only in front of OH, and the girls though!)


In fact my OH has just cough-farted, and im PMSL because he said it nearly ripped his bum apart xxx

Quiffing is Front farting i believe Babymilly. Shes a lady that one

LOL! Quiff - is during or after sexual relations vaginal farts!

LisaMnGirls wrote:

Absolutely ROFPMSL xxxxxx

Yep.....My name is Lisa Monaghan, and I am a farter!!

(Only in front of OH, and the girls though!)


In fact my OH has just cough-farted, and im PMSL because he said it nearly ripped his bum apart xxx

You cant beat a good bum rippler

Quiff= fanny farts, ok yes I do that but I only because they're impossible to hold in BUT if I could hold them in I would!

I can't believe I'm the only person who doesn't do trumping?!?

I was brought up in a trumping household and my parents still do it in front of us and it really makes me cringe! My kids all do it aren't the slightest bit self consious about it apart from my 20 year old who doesn't do it anymore.

lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just sprayed doritos everywhere at quiff !

i fart infront of oh and close friends but not infront of anyone else saying that i fart in tesco aisle upon checking noone is close by

there is no stopping a quiff though

I use to awaken to the sounds of my mother playing the bum bag pipes! Was never disgusted by it..just in awe of her talent. I love that me and my kids have a good chuckle out of it..and yes we can be dressed up and taken out in public and are trained to hold them in if we must.

I am too a fellow trumper loud stinky and proud :p

James is awful he'll fart anywhere and seriously it's like somethings rotting in his cacks

I don't however trump in front of his family - only if they sneak out pffftt ;D

Mystery farts..those are the best! The ripe ones where so horrific we all deny it!

My family yes his family no. Farts that is. Fanny farting not so much

Neil used to grade mine out of 10 when we were dating

I do in front of hubby and he does in front of me but when we are with family (his of mine) we hold it in. I'd be far too embarrassed to do it in front of anyone or in public (although one snuck out in the queue in Sainsburys it was silent but bloody vile, I swear I stunk out the queue and I said to hubby in front of the cashier I think that old lady behind me has let one off it's rank!) and I think everyone apart from her heard me and stared at her in disgust whilst she just stood there pmsl

I did a really loud one (I let go cuz I thought it was going to be a quiet one and it was giving me belly ache) in the (busy) juice aisle in Asda and I said loudly oh my god Paul you are so rank, that is nassssty he just said it wasn't me, it wasn't me but he was blushing as he said it so no one believed him pmsl pmsl pmsl xxxxx

jen i admire your 'upfrontness' so to speak at the queefing, you go girl!

LOL! I can honestly remember the first time it happened with Shayne...and it was loud! Sounded like a balloon covered with spit slowly deflating which lasted a good long while. After it was over..I was so embarrassed I started giggling nervously...until Shayne said..WOW..that one deserves an award! We both started laughing our asses off. xxx

Lol deffo saves any red faces down the line if you just laugh about it right away

BabyMilly you are not alone - no trumping here! I wait til no one is about x

Hehe, thanks Kate, I was starting to feel like an odd one

I dont just fart in front of him, i fart on him!!!!!!!

mara wrote:

I dont just fart in front of him, i fart on him!!!!!!!

omg! No! Hehe i wonder what my oh would think if I did that? He he

I always fart in front of Dan!
He thinks its so funny! but not when they reek, like yesterday morning when he said it smelt so bad he had to get up
Never in front of family though. But MIL farts loads