Mummy2aMiracle wrote:

I do in front of hubby and he does in front of me but when we are with family (his of mine) we hold it in. I'd be far too embarrassed to do it in front of anyone or in public (although one snuck out in the queue in Sainsburys it was silent but bloody vile, I swear I stunk out the queue and I said to hubby in front of the cashier I think that old lady behind me has let one off it's rank!) and I think everyone apart from her heard me and stared at her in disgust whilst she just stood there pmsl

I did a really loud one (I let go cuz I thought it was going to be a quiet one and it was giving me belly ache) in the (busy) juice aisle in Asda and I said loudly oh my god Paul you are so rank, that is nassssty he just said it wasn't me, it wasn't me but he was blushing as he said it so no one believed him pmsl pmsl pmsl xxxxx

thats a gud 1, blame somebody else, id do that too.

i trump in front of my oh and he does in front of me occasionally but my oh used to get embarrassed if he ever did it in front of me at 1st, i dont think he ever trumped in front of me 4 the 1st 2years of us bein 2gether though, but now where not bothered even go to the loo if other 1s in bath (stmi) id do it in front of my mum too but no1 else unless by accident

I'm in the No camp, We'll not knowingly anyway!
I don't tend to have to hold it in either, I'm just not a very gassy person. I know he know's i do it, but i just don't do it infront of ppl.

I do however Burp like a man!

I don't trump in front of DH either Pen, or anyone else. He does in front of me, and the girls obviously do!

I dont fart in front of Adam either, i would in front of my family tho.

I do
in front of Perry! No one else thou. I wish thou he didn't do it as much+as he does thou

I am a farter!
When we 1st got together I tried to hold them in but I was soon having such bad tummy pains I just said im sorry but I have to start farting in front of u!
He laughed and we have been proud farters ever since.
I suffer with IBS and tummy pain is just not worth it.
Even the queen farts! We all do it why hide it?
If it was not a natural thing our bodies would not do it, its not something we make happen x

haha a quiff! they are so funny! especially when you laugh it seems to be more noisier

nothing worse though than being in a public loo and there are cubicles either side and a mass que forming and you sit down and wham ! ,,, the most loud echoey noise ever , try and muster a cough but you know you are way too late for covering it up !

haha totally fart in front of OH...although i get embarrased if its a huuuuuge one haha
i also fart infront of my mum, bro and sister, but no infront of my dad (mum n dad arent together anymore) and my dads a grump haha
wouldnt dare fart infront of OHS family...although his mother lets rip all the time hahaha embarrased much?!

i trumpity trump in front of anyone better out than in, when i first met Marc i would hold it til i left and fart all the way home but also have horrendous stomach ache, Gracie is also a great bottom burper she giggles after if they are really loud - she gets that from her daddy but she also does really loud ones and says ohh mummmmy (i love to get the blame lol) marc also is a massive trumper xxx

I haven't stopped tonight and Dan keeps telling me I need to see a doctor
My fault for eating pizza when I have IBS
Oh and I too burp like a man

Lol yeah i'm a man burper too

im gonna record my burp ! i really do burp like a dude if i dont i get a sore tummy!!

im a serial trumper. im also naughty for letting of the stinkers in shops and blaming other peoples!

every morning i wake up and before im out of bed i let it rip, i seem to be filled with wind oh did it this morning and followed thru LOL!!! we have a poorly house hold thou

hahaha have only just been directed to this thread!

I NEVER used to fart in front of Dan..til I had Izzy and lets face it when your OH sees you give birth....nothing kinda matters after that!

Thing is I never do smelly ones, so unless it makes a noise no one would know! I think if they smelled I probably wouldn't do them!

What I hate though is when people fart so much the room smells...my dad is gross for that and I remember when growing up regularly walking into the front room and the whole room absolutely stank to the point I had to go back out again

Makes me ill to think Dan has done one in bed...marinating in a guff all night...bleerrgghhh if I sniff it then I hold my side down tight and wake him up to waft it out of his side! OMG I go mad when he farts in bed!

this thread is MINGING!
i DO NOT and NEVER WILL break wind infront of anyone other than my kids! not my oh, my mum, strangers, friends, a tramp i pass in the street...nobody! it is the most embarrasing thing ever, not very lady like at all! my mum does it and i literally want to be sick in her face, it actually gets me annoyed. there is just no need for it! it is dirty and rude

just read that back and realised how much i went on with myself its serious but i was kinda laughing at the same time as writing it x

Katie22Plus3 wrote:

this thread is MINGING!
i DO NOT and NEVER WILL break wind infront of anyone other than my kids! not my oh, my mum, strangers, friends, a tramp i pass in the street...nobody! it is the most embarrasing thing ever, not very lady like at all! my mum does it and i literally want to be sick in her face, it actually gets me annoyed. there is just no need for it! it is dirty and rude

with you 100% it's minging!!

You see, I expect to be treated like a goddess, lady, princess etc! How could I expect this if I trumped like an old docker! Lol

Katie22Plus3 wrote:

this thread is MINGING!
i DO NOT and NEVER WILL break wind infront of anyone other than my kids! not my oh, my mum, strangers, friends, a tramp i pass in the street...nobody! it is the most embarrasing thing ever, not very lady like at all! my mum does it and i literally want to be sick in her face, it actually gets me annoyed. there is just no need for it! it is dirty and rude

Sorry katie but i am actually sat here peeing myself. You fart nazi

heeehee fart nazi

Katie - you are now officialy the BANDA fart police xx

*looks around shiftily and drops one before running away giggling*

i quiffed last night marc loves it he finds it highly amusing especially if its during you know doggy we just wet ourselves with laughter - not litrally obviously cos that would just be wrong x

after reading this ...........i think i should have been born a man ....that is all

pmsl! @ fart nazi!

i inadvertantly farted in earshot of adam the other day i was upstairs trying to settle E when i bent over and a huge rippler came out.

i forgot the baby monitor was on downstairs!

PMSL Jo !!! they sound great on the baby monitor