A couple of new ones from Rowan.
There is a dead mouse outside in the car park. He was having a look at it then I said thats it we've got to go now. to which he shouted "hold on a minute mummy" then said in a rather creepy voice "I want to squeeze it"
He has a little bit of cradle cap in his hari so i asked him to come over so i could get the craddle cap out. to which he said "Noooooooo, no crap in my hair"
and the last one he's just been to the toilet and his has a poo mark in his pants so i took them off him and got a clean pair and told him to put them on. Went to the kitchen he then came in with the dirty ones turned inside out and said "look mummy not dirty no more"
all theses have been in the last 40 minutes
