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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:14 am | |
| Not my shit!!!! (that smells of roses) When im cleaning up shit at work. But its same principle, if you can smell poo its cos you have poo particles in your nose
Enjoy x
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LisaAdmin
Age : 44 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : Shropshire Posts : 8964
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:18 am | |
| well yeh makes sense, lovely aint it! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:18 am | |
| Yup. Aint science a biotch. |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
Age : 43 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : dreamland ! Posts : 5016
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 3
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:21 am | |
| all i can say is ,,, YUCK YUCK YUCKITY YUCK EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOW EVERYTIME I SPELL POO AM GONNA BARF ! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:22 am | |
| *takes a bow* Think of me next time you are changing a nappy and think 'that hums a bit' then realise there are lil particles of baby poopy in your nostrils |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
Age : 43 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : dreamland ! Posts : 5016
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 3
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:27 am | |
| is it the same with smelly farts ? |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:30 am | |
| Yeah same for any smell. But with a fart its only gas particles not solid particles so hit quicker n last less time. From howstuffworks: Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit or whatever. Those molecules are generally light, volatile (easy to evaporate) chemicals that float through the air into your nose. A piece of steel has no smell because nothing evaporates from it -- steel is a non-volatile solid. At the top of your nasal passages behind your nose, there is a patch of special neurons about the size of a postage stamp. These neurons are unique in that they are out in the open where they can come into contact with the air. They have hair-like projections called cilia that increase their surface area. An odor molecule binds to these cilia to trigger the neuron and cause you to perceive a smell. So poo smell comes from poo molecules clinging to your hairy snozz |
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jenshayne
Age : 54 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Canuckville Posts : 3290
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:34 am | |
| LMAO!!! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:36 am | |
| *wonders if its odd she knows this crap yet cant tell you how something useful like a car engine works* |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
Age : 43 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : dreamland ! Posts : 5016
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| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:41 am | |
| would it help if i got some steel nose plugs ? |
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jenshayne
Age : 54 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Canuckville Posts : 3290
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:42 am | |
| How this went from an auto soap dispenser to the science of farts.... |
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Mrs Cruise & Dee
Age : 43 Join date : 2010-08-15 Location : dreamland ! Posts : 5016
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| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:50 am | |
| jen that is the randomness that is BANDA lol x |
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jenshayne
Age : 54 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Canuckville Posts : 3290
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:50 am | |
| I know..and that's why I love it sooo much! |
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olliesmammy
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-09-13 Location : Wales Posts : 4970
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:13 am | |
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Lisa & Alfie
Age : 34 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : West Yorkshire Posts : 625
About Me! My Name: Lisa Status: Mummy Number of Children: 1
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:16 pm | |
| Trust Alfie to fill his nappy while i was reading this |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:52 pm | |
| *Cant help but feel a little proud of this particular smirch* |
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Suse
Age : 42 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : England Posts : 3128
About Me! My Name: Suse Status: Mummy Number of Children: 2
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:08 pm | |
| Wow I'm glad I read this post now - on a plus though, we have a huge bathroom and our toilet is miles away from our toothbrushes x |
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mariheartselijah
Join date : 2010-08-23 Posts : 8143
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:57 pm | |
| mario i think you should email this to dettol haha - Quote :
- Shall I patent you all a poo bubble you can wear then dispose of after you have dropped a bomb and flushed to prevent the clingy airborne poopy particles?
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GuestGuest
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:04 pm | |
| im a sado who buys this. simply cause..... 1. less mess and slime from wet soap being left at kids back sides 2. no having to scoop slimy soap out of a sink of ditry water 3. its more "fun" so i know kids are washing after shitting these are a few reasons why I buy it. |
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Emmylou
Age : 52 Join date : 2010-08-19 Location : Essex, UK Posts : 1202
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| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:41 pm | |
| Mario - Well smirched *I'm orf to clean my nose hair * Oh and my toothbrushes are in the kitchen cupboard next to the sink - so I can watch the kids do their teeth properly for the alloted time |
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pixel
Join date : 2010-09-07 Posts : 2006
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| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:00 pm | |
| i regret reading this while eating my lunch |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:44 pm | |
| PMSL, i now have images of ppl scrubbing their nostrils vigourously |
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pixel
Join date : 2010-09-07 Posts : 2006
About Me! My Name: Status: Mummy Number of Children: 0
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:28 am | |
| with a test tube brush? |
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J1
Age : 46 Join date : 2010-08-16 Location : England Posts : 2346
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:13 am | |
| This thread stinks!!!! |
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Mario
Join date : 2010-08-16 Posts : 6252
| Subject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:21 am | |
| I was thinking a toothbrush but now have even better mental images of a large bottle brush |
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