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PostSubject: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands   but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands - Page 2 EmptyWed Oct 27, 2010 8:03 am

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stupid dettol and their scaremongering - wtf use is a 'no touch soap system' that you dont have to touch to get the soap out??????

what they need is a 'germ free tap and door handle system' cos that's what stinky pee-hands touch!

bullshit called rendeer http://www.dettol.co.uk/no-touch-handwash-system/index.php
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PostSubject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands   but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands - Page 2 EmptyWed Oct 27, 2010 9:14 am

Not my shit!!!! (that smells of roses) When im cleaning up shit at work. But its same principle, if you can smell poo its cos you have poo particles in your nose

Enjoy x


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well yeh makes sense, lovely aint it!
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Yup. Aint science a biotch.
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PostSubject: Re: but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands   but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands - Page 2 EmptyWed Oct 27, 2010 9:21 am

all i can say is ,,, YUCK YUCK YUCKITY YUCK EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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NOW EVERYTIME I SPELL POO AM GONNA BARF !
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*takes a bow*

Think of me next time you are changing a nappy and think 'that hums a bit' then realise there are lil particles of baby poopy in your nostrils
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is it the same with smelly farts ?
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Yeah same for any smell. But with a fart its only gas particles not solid particles so hit quicker n last less time. Laughing

From howstuffworks:
Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit or whatever. Those molecules are generally light, volatile (easy to evaporate) chemicals that float through the air into your nose. A piece of steel has no smell because nothing evaporates from it -- steel is a non-volatile solid. At the top of your nasal passages behind your nose, there is a patch of special neurons about the size of a postage stamp. These neurons are unique in that they are out in the open where they can come into contact with the air. They have hair-like projections called cilia that increase their surface area. An odor molecule binds to these cilia to trigger the neuron and cause you to perceive a smell.


So poo smell comes from poo molecules clinging to your hairy snozz
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LMAO!!! Laughing Laughing
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*wonders if its odd she knows this crap yet cant tell you how something useful like a car engine works*
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would it help if i got some steel nose plugs ?
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How this went from an auto soap dispenser to the science of farts.... Laughing
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jen that is the randomness that is BANDA lol x
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I know..and that's why I love it sooo much! Laughing
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I feel sick!
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Trust Alfie to fill his nappy while i was reading this but you dont touch the effing soap after you wash your hands - Page 2 981624
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*Cant help but feel a little proud of this particular smirch*
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Wow I'm glad I read this post now - on a plus though, we have a huge bathroom and our toilet is miles away from our toothbrushes cheers x
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mario i think you should email this to dettol haha
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Shall I patent you all a poo bubble you can wear then dispose of after you have dropped a bomb and flushed to prevent the clingy airborne poopy particles? Laughing
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im a sado who buys this. simply cause.....

1. less mess and slime from wet soap being left at kids back sides
2. no having to scoop slimy soap out of a sink of ditry water
3. its more "fun" so i know kids are washing after shitting

these are a few reasons why I buy it.
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Mario - Well smirched
*I'm orf to clean my nose hair Shocked *
Oh and my toothbrushes are in the kitchen cupboard next to the sink - so I can watch the kids do their teeth properly for the alloted time Laughing Laughing
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i regret reading this while eating my lunch Laughing
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PMSL, i now have images of ppl scrubbing their nostrils vigourously
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with a test tube brush? Laughing
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I was thinking a toothbrush but now have even better mental images of a large bottle brush
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