Just went into the garden to put some washing out and in my little alleyway there are a few big spider webs taking up the whole gap and they have huge spiders on them
I need to clear the drains and I can't get to them with them feckers in my way!
I don't know how to get rid of them without them attacking me

There are spiders EVERYWHERE at the mo

OH said to pour boiling water on them and I asked him to do it because I am scared and he said you do it I'm scared too!!!

double eeeek! wait till your oh gets home, defo a job for the men x

Lol i wouldnt be able to do it either, get him out there...push him out the door with the kettle and lock the door behind him

Aw dont pour boliing water on em they havent done anything to deserve that. If it wasnt for them you'd be overrun with flies. Just knock one side of the web til it breaks and it will drift back to the other side of the alleyway. No spideys killed they just have to rebuild later